LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

A young man from Hull went to Spain
But by ‘eck -all it did was rain
He wished he’d stayed home
Alas why did he roam
He said, “I’ll not do that again!”

Some children really like llamas

Some children really like llamas
But force them into pyjamas

Some children really like llamas
But force them into pyjamas
Some prefer nighties

Some children really like llamas
But force them into pyjamas
Some prefer nighties
Loosies or tighties

Some children really like llamas
But force them into pyjamas
Some prefer nighties
Loosies or tighties
I think I'm going bananas!

An old man who lived up the hill

An old man who lived up the fill
Took a skateboard down for a thrill

An old man who lived up the fill
Took a skateboard down for a thrill
Silly old dudder

An old man who lived up the hill
Took a skateboard down for a thrill
Silly old dudder
That made him shudder

An old man who lived up the hill
Took a skateboard down for a thrill
Silly old dudder
That made him shudder
He left me the board in his will.

It's now a new year; hip hoorah!

It’s now a new year; hip hoorah!
Let us all sing, fa, la,la, la

It’s now a new year; hip hoorah!
Let us all sing, fa, la,la, la
Twenty twenty-two

It’s now a new year; hip hoorah!
Let us all sing, fa, la,la, la
Twenty twenty-two
Let’s all start anew

It’s now a new year; hip hoorah!
Let us all sing, fa, la,la, la
Twenty twenty-two
Let’s all start anew
With great resolve and bravura

The weather is dreay and cold

The weather is dreary and cold
A dip in the sea is too bold!

The weather is dreary and cold
A dip in the sea is too bold!
But a nice, brisk walk

The weather is dreary and cold
A dip in the sea is too bold!
But a nice, brisk walk
At that I’d not baulk

The weather is dreary and cold
A dip in the sea is too bold!
But a nice, brisk walk
At that I’d not baulk,
For swimming I'm getting too old.

And sky diving makes me feel sick

And sky diving makes me feel sick
Shut your eyes, that'll do the trick

And sky diving makes me feel sick
Shut your eyes, that'll do the trick
The wind in my face

And sky diving makes me feel sick
Shut your eyes, that'll do the trick
The wind in my face
Makes me feel out of place

And sky diving makes me feel sick
Shut your eyes, that`ll do the trick
The wind in my face
I feel out of place
But it still gives me such a kick

Wing walking`s always been my goal

Wing walking`s always been my goal
But I'll hang on tight to the pole

Wing walking`s always been my goal
But I'll hang on tight to the pole
Adrenaline soars

Wing walking’s always been my goal
But I’ll hang in tight to the pole
Adrenaline soars
Wind in my ears roars

Wing walking’s always been my goal
But I’ll hang in tight to the pole
Adrenaline soars
Wind in my ears roars
I hope I emerge from this whole!

Tightropes can be so much fun