LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

But the cold gets us quite hungry
So I'm eating all and sundry
Enjoying my life
Yet weight gain is rife

But the cold gets us quite hungry
So I'm eating all and sundry
Enjoying my life
Yet weight gain is rife
I live with enjoyment, not humbly.

Limericks can get quite addictive

Limericks can get quite addictive
Some find the format prescriptive

Limericks can get quite addictive
Some find the format prescriptive
It's nonstop for me

Limericks can get quite addictive
Some find the format prescriptive
It's nonstop for me
I write gleefully

Limericks can get quite addictive
Some find the format prescriptive
It's nonstop for me
I write gleefully
Next lines are never predictive

Games complainers should just try it

Games complainers should just try it
It helps to lighten up a bit

Games complainers should just try it
It helps to lighten up a bit
Gets us a-thinking

Games complainers should just try it
It helps to lighten up a bit
Gets us a-thinking
Much better than drinking

Games complainers should just try it
It helps to lighten up a bit
Gets us a-thinking
Better than drinking
No need to go out and buy it.

It’s easy to start a new verse

It's easy to start a new verse
But rhyming's still tricky, oh nurse!

It's easy to start a new verse
But rhyming's still tricky, oh nurse!
Some words have no rhymes

It`s easy to start a new verse
But rhyming`s still tricky, oh nurse!
Some words have no rhymes
Sometimes, just sometimes,

It`s easy to start a new verse
But rhyming`s still tricky, oh nurse!
Some words have no rhymes
Sometimes, just sometimes,
I get so frustrated I curse

This never stops me from trying

This never stops me from trying
When with the rules I'm complying

This never stops me from trying
When with the rules I'm complying
Eight,eight, five, five, eight

This never stops me from trying
When with the rules I'm complying
Eight, eight, five, five, eight,
Some can't get it straight

This never stops me from trying
When with the rules I'm complying
Eight, eight, five, five, eight,
Some can't get it straight
The great art of poetry is dying!

And yet we keep doing our best

And yet we keep doing our best
We work on our lim’ricks with zest.

And yet we keep doing our best
We work on our lim’ricks with zest.
Though it sometimes is hard,

And yet we keep doing our best
We work on our lim’ricks with zest.
Though it sometimes is hard,
Do you think he struggled -The Bard

And yet we keep doing our best
We work on our lim’ricks with zest.
Though it sometimes is hard,
Do you think he struggled -The Bard
No doubt there were times he was stressed

'Revision' was a scary word

"Revision" was a scary word
The scariest word I ever heard

"Revision" was a scary word
The scariest word I ever heard
Way into the night

"Revision" was a scary word
The scariest word I ever heard
Way into the night
My nails I would bite