LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

"Revision" was a scary word
The scariest word I ever heard
Way into the night
My nails I would bite
My dear friends, they called me a nerd

Oh what a dreary grey morning

Oh what a dreary grey morning
To help, I'll pull back the awning

Oh what a dreary grey morning
To help, I`ll pull back the awning
The sun must be there

Oh what a dreary grey morning
To help, I`ll pull back the awning
The sun must be there
And it's shining somewhere,

Oh what a dreary grey morning
To help, I`ll pull back the awning
The sun must be there
And it's shining somewhere,
I’ll stay in bed - I’m still yawning.

A sunny morning perks me up

A sunny morning perks me up
Run down for my first morning cup

A sunny morning perks me up
Run down for my first morning cup
Bounce out of the door

A sunny morning perks me up
Run down for my first morning cup
Bounce out of the door
And up to the moor

A sunny morning perks me up
Run down for my first morning cup
Bounce out of the door
And up to the moor
Then stop for a pint in the pub!

Mollygo, you’re slacking ? start line please !

Now Mollygo you are slacking
A new start line we are lacking

Now Mollygo go you are slacking
A new start line we are lacking
Apologies deep

Now Mollygo go you are slacking
A new start line we are lacking
Apologies deep
But I fell asleep

Now Mollygo go you are slacking
A new start line we are lacking
Apologies deep
But I fell asleep
I beg you, don't send me packing.

I so enjoy rhyming with you

I so enjoy rhyming with you
And writing a line that is new

I so enjoy rhyming with you
And writing a line that is new
Some wail about games

I so enjoy rhyming with you
And writing a line that is new
Some wail about games
Don’t understand aims

I so enjoy rhyming with you
And writing a line that is new
Some wail about games
Don’t understand aims
But thankfully, they’re just a few.

Is hand cream effective on thighs?

Is hand cream effective on thighs?
I think so, whatever their size,

Is hand cream effective on thighs?
I think so, whatever their size,
I’ll need a moundful

Is hand cream effective on thighs?
I think so, whatever their size,
I`ll need a moundful
And several poundsful

Is hand cream effective on thighs?
I think so, whatever their size,
I`ll need a moundful
And several poundsful
And maybe stop eating those pies.

But eating's one of life's pleasures

But eating's one of life's pleasures
Unless you need to take measures

But eating's one of life's pleasures
Unless you need to take measures
But does size matter?

But eating's one of life's pleasures
Unless you need to take measures
But does size matter?
About it, we chatter