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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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henetha Wed 09-Mar-22 10:40:28

The pull of the moon creates tides
And can affect our moods besides
I'm weird at full moon

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crazyH Wed 09-Mar-22 10:50:33

The pull of the moon creates tides
And can affect our moods besides
I'm weird at full moon
It starts at late noon

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GoldenLady Wed 09-Mar-22 15:08:48

The pull of the moon creates tides
And can affect our moods besides
I'm weird at full moon
It starts at late noon
But the daylight my true weirdness hides.

As soon as it turns dark, however

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Hellogirl1 Wed 09-Mar-22 21:14:37

As soon as it turns dark, however
My brain from my sense will sever

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crazyH Wed 09-Mar-22 23:53:02

As soon as it turns dark, however
My brain from my sense will sever
Can’t wait for upstairs

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henetha Thu 10-Mar-22 11:10:03

As soon as it turns dark, however
My brain from my sense will sever
Can’t wait for upstairs
Then say my prayers

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GoldenLady Thu 10-Mar-22 15:59:52

As soon as it turns dark, however
My brain from my sense will sever
Can’t wait for upstairs
Then say my prayers
Will I ever change? I think, never!

Bartholemew's name was so funny

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crazyH Thu 10-Mar-22 21:53:57

Bartholemew's name was so funny
It didn’t make him any money

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Jangran99 Thu 10-Mar-22 22:34:41

Bartholemew's name's so funny
Didn’t make him any money
By using deed poll

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henetha Fri 11-Mar-22 10:36:05

Bartholemew's name's so funny
Didn’t make him any money
By using deed poll
He changed it to Mole

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GoldenLady Fri 11-Mar-22 14:34:51

Bartholemew's name's so funny
Didn’t make him any money
By using deed poll
He changed it to Mole
But his girlfriend prefers to say "Honey."

I can't find my cell phone, alas!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 11-Mar-22 15:53:14

I can't find my cell phone, alas!
So unless you text me, I'll pass

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henetha Sat 12-Mar-22 11:18:12

I can't find my cell phone, alas!
So unless you text me, I'll pass,
Is it under the bed?

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crazyH Sat 12-Mar-22 23:10:01

I can't find my cell phone, alas!
So unless you text me, I'll pass,
Is it under the bed?
Or stuck to my head?

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henetha Sun 13-Mar-22 11:36:47

I can't find my cell phone, alas!
So unless you text me, I'll pass,
Is it under the bed?
Or stuck to my head?
Oh no! It's outside on the grass.

I'm cooking roast chicken today

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Mollygo Sun 13-Mar-22 13:08:53

I’m cooking roast chicken today
Invite me, I’m happy to pay

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Jangran99 Sun 13-Mar-22 14:26:11

I’m cooking roast chicken today
Invite me, I’m happy to pay
Yay, save me a leg

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crazyH Sun 13-Mar-22 15:57:13

I’m cooking roast chicken today
Invite me, I’m happy to pay
Yay, save me a leg
Wings for me, I beg

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 14-Mar-22 15:22:26

I'm cooking roast chicken today
Invite me, I'm happy to pay
Yay, save me a leg
Wings for me, I beg
To wash up after I will stay.

Hector, when young, was a skinhead

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GoldenLady Mon 14-Mar-22 16:28:10

Hector, when young, was a skinhead
Most of us thought him a pinhead

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Mollygo Mon 14-Mar-22 18:51:22

Hector when young was a skinhead
Most of us thought him a pinhead
His piercings bizarre

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crazyH Mon 14-Mar-22 19:56:40

Hector when young was a skinhead
Most of us thought him a pinhead
His piercings bizarre
I just don’t desire

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henetha Tue 15-Mar-22 11:21:55

Hector when young was a skinhead
Most of us thought him a pinhead
His piercings bizarre
I just don’t desire
Either him or his sidekick, Fred.

They'd rob granny for a fiver

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crazyH Tue 15-Mar-22 13:43:21

They'd rob granny for a fiver
Or sell Mum, Mrs McGiver

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crazyH Tue 15-Mar-22 13:45:19

They'd rob granny for a fiver
Or sell Mum, Mrs McGyver

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