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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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henetha Fri 04-Mar-22 10:31:41

Rosie was such a romantic
But she was also pedantic
Roses must be red
'Love you' often said,

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GoldenLady Fri 04-Mar-22 15:02:43

Rosie was such a romantic
But she was also pedantic
Roses must be red
'Love you' often said,
At times she seemed a bit frantic.

Marge Simpson's hair defies gravity

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crazyH Fri 04-Mar-22 21:24:29

Marge Simpson's hair defies gravity
Think she’s devoid of sanity

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GoldenLady Sat 05-Mar-22 00:49:22

Marge Simpson's hair defies gravity
Think she’s devoid of sanity
She did marry Homer

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Mollygo Sat 05-Mar-22 09:27:16

Marge Simpson’s hair defies gravity
Think she’s devoid of sanity
She did marry Homer
He’s such a groaner

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GoldenLady Sat 05-Mar-22 18:39:57

Marge Simpson’s hair defies gravity
Think she’s devoid of sanity
She did marry Homer
He’s such a groaner
At times he is bordering on depravity!

My puppy is frisky and cute

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Jangran99 Sat 05-Mar-22 18:41:34

Marge Simpson’s hair defies gravity
Think she’s devoid of sanity
She married Homer
He’s such a groaner
He'd drive me to profanity

My hairdresser is my best friend

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Juliet27 Sun 06-Mar-22 07:10:24

My hairdresser is my best friend
Her colours are a perfect blend

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henetha Sun 06-Mar-22 11:26:14

My hairdresser is my best friend
Her colours are a perfect blend
But it costs a lot

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GoldenLady Sun 06-Mar-22 14:51:01

My hairdresser is my best friend
Her colours are a perfect blend
But it costs a lot
Sometimes more than I've got

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crazyH Sun 06-Mar-22 22:22:50

My hairdresser is my best friend
Her colours are a perfect blend
But it costs a lot
More than I have got

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Mollygo Sun 06-Mar-22 22:29:26

My hairdresser is my best friend
Her colours are a perfect blend
But it costs a lot
More than I have got
I’m glad my DH will attend

Hair sorted, it’s time for my nails

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crazyH Sun 06-Mar-22 23:25:05

Hair sorted, it’s time for my nails
Gel doesn’t work, my test it fails

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 07-Mar-22 12:29:17

Hair sorted, it's time for my nails
Gel doesn't work, my test it fails
A good manicure

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Crocus5 Mon 07-Mar-22 14:54:15

Hair sorted, it’s time for my nails
Gel doesn’t work, my test it fails
A good manicure
Will be great, I’m sure

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crazyH Mon 07-Mar-22 16:19:24

Hair sorted, it’s time for my nails
Gel doesn’t work, my test it fails
A good manicure
Will be great, I’m sure
And then, I’ll need a pedicure

I’m really not high maintenance

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Juliet27 Mon 07-Mar-22 16:32:53

you lost the rhyming plot a bit

I’m really not high maintenance
But errors we’ll not countenance. ?

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crazyH Mon 07-Mar-22 17:14:16

Yes I did Juliet ?

I’m really not high maintenance
But errors we’ll not countenance. ?
The sun’s got to me

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henetha Tue 08-Mar-22 10:41:08

I’m really not high maintenance
But errors we’ll not countenance. ?
The sun’s got to me,
I'll improve, you'll see,

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GoldenLady Tue 08-Mar-22 15:03:48

I’m really not high maintenance
But errors we’ll not countenance. ?
The sun’s got to me,
I'll improve, you'll see,
Although you may think I am dense.

The moon's a mysterious sphere

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Crocus5 Tue 08-Mar-22 15:32:54

The moon’s a mysterious sphere
And it is miles and miles from here

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Jangran99 Tue 08-Mar-22 22:41:36

The moon’s a mysterious sphere
And it is miles and miles from here
Its silvery beam

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crazyH Tue 08-Mar-22 23:11:14

The moon’s a mysterious sphere
And it is miles and miles from here
Its silvery beam
Makes it often seem

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Elrel Tue 08-Mar-22 23:49:50

The moon’s a mysterious sphere
And it is miles and miles from here
Its silvery beam
Makes it often seem
So eerily, scarily near

The pull of the moon creates tides

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Juliet27 Wed 09-Mar-22 07:15:43

The pull of the moon creates tides
And can affect our moods besides

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