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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

henetha Fri 04-Mar-22 10:31:41

Rosie was such a romantic
But she was also pedantic
Roses must be red
'Love you' often said,

GoldenLady Fri 04-Mar-22 15:02:43

Rosie was such a romantic
But she was also pedantic
Roses must be red
'Love you' often said,
At times she seemed a bit frantic.

Marge Simpson's hair defies gravity

crazyH Fri 04-Mar-22 21:24:29

Marge Simpson's hair defies gravity
Think she’s devoid of sanity

GoldenLady Sat 05-Mar-22 00:49:22

Marge Simpson's hair defies gravity
Think she’s devoid of sanity
She did marry Homer

Mollygo Sat 05-Mar-22 09:27:16

Marge Simpson’s hair defies gravity
Think she’s devoid of sanity
She did marry Homer
He’s such a groaner

GoldenLady Sat 05-Mar-22 18:39:57

Marge Simpson’s hair defies gravity
Think she’s devoid of sanity
She did marry Homer
He’s such a groaner
At times he is bordering on depravity!

My puppy is frisky and cute

Jangran99 Sat 05-Mar-22 18:41:34

Marge Simpson’s hair defies gravity
Think she’s devoid of sanity
She married Homer
He’s such a groaner
He'd drive me to profanity

My hairdresser is my best friend

Juliet27 Sun 06-Mar-22 07:10:24

My hairdresser is my best friend
Her colours are a perfect blend

henetha Sun 06-Mar-22 11:26:14

My hairdresser is my best friend
Her colours are a perfect blend
But it costs a lot

GoldenLady Sun 06-Mar-22 14:51:01

My hairdresser is my best friend
Her colours are a perfect blend
But it costs a lot
Sometimes more than I've got

crazyH Sun 06-Mar-22 22:22:50

My hairdresser is my best friend
Her colours are a perfect blend
But it costs a lot
More than I have got

Mollygo Sun 06-Mar-22 22:29:26

My hairdresser is my best friend
Her colours are a perfect blend
But it costs a lot
More than I have got
I’m glad my DH will attend

Hair sorted, it’s time for my nails

crazyH Sun 06-Mar-22 23:25:05

Hair sorted, it’s time for my nails
Gel doesn’t work, my test it fails

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 07-Mar-22 12:29:17

Hair sorted, it's time for my nails
Gel doesn't work, my test it fails
A good manicure

Crocus5 Mon 07-Mar-22 14:54:15

Hair sorted, it’s time for my nails
Gel doesn’t work, my test it fails
A good manicure
Will be great, I’m sure

crazyH Mon 07-Mar-22 16:19:24

Hair sorted, it’s time for my nails
Gel doesn’t work, my test it fails
A good manicure
Will be great, I’m sure
And then, I’ll need a pedicure

I’m really not high maintenance

Juliet27 Mon 07-Mar-22 16:32:53

you lost the rhyming plot a bit

I’m really not high maintenance
But errors we’ll not countenance. ?

crazyH Mon 07-Mar-22 17:14:16

Yes I did Juliet ?

I’m really not high maintenance
But errors we’ll not countenance. ?
The sun’s got to me

henetha Tue 08-Mar-22 10:41:08

I’m really not high maintenance
But errors we’ll not countenance. ?
The sun’s got to me,
I'll improve, you'll see,

GoldenLady Tue 08-Mar-22 15:03:48

I’m really not high maintenance
But errors we’ll not countenance. ?
The sun’s got to me,
I'll improve, you'll see,
Although you may think I am dense.

The moon's a mysterious sphere

Crocus5 Tue 08-Mar-22 15:32:54

The moon’s a mysterious sphere
And it is miles and miles from here

Jangran99 Tue 08-Mar-22 22:41:36

The moon’s a mysterious sphere
And it is miles and miles from here
Its silvery beam

crazyH Tue 08-Mar-22 23:11:14

The moon’s a mysterious sphere
And it is miles and miles from here
Its silvery beam
Makes it often seem

Elrel Tue 08-Mar-22 23:49:50

The moon’s a mysterious sphere
And it is miles and miles from here
Its silvery beam
Makes it often seem
So eerily, scarily near

The pull of the moon creates tides

Juliet27 Wed 09-Mar-22 07:15:43

The pull of the moon creates tides
And can affect our moods besides

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