LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

The years go fast as we get old
Is that why we call them the 'gold'
It's part of my name
Good choice for this game
To grow old you need to be bold!

A dog can become a good friend

A dog can become a good friend,
Had one, stayed with her to the end

A dog can become a good friend,
Had one, stayed with her to the end
They're faithful and loving

A dog can become a good friend,
Had one, stayed with her to the end
They're faithful, loving,
Affection giving

A dog can become a good friend,
Had one, stayed with her to the end
They're faithful, loving,
Affection giving
At times they send you round the bend

There’s so much to do, where to start

There’s so much to do, where to start,
Me and chaos are rarely apart,

There’s so much to do, where to start,
Me and chaos are rarely apart,
My clothes are crumpled

There’s so much to do, where to start,
Me and chaos are rarely apart,
My clothes are crumpled
Down stairs I have tumbled

There’s so much to do, where to start,
Me and chaos are rarely apart,
My clothes are crumpled
Down stairs I’ve tumbled
And that’s why I never look smart

I need to get into routine

I need to get into routine
What a messy day it has been

I need to get into routine
What a messy day it has been
Tripped over the cat

I need to get into routine
What a messy day it has been
Tripped over the cat
Who was chasing a rat ?

So young Bill enrolled at the gym
I must say, he is a bit dim

I need to get into routine
What a messy day it has been
Tripped over the cat
Who was chasing a rat ?
Perhaps it was only a dream

So young Bill enrolled at the gym
I must say, he is a bit dim
His shorts are on backwards

So young Bill enrolled at the gym
I must say, he is a bit dim
His shorts are on backwards
His dogs aren’t downwards (yoga)

So young Bill enrolled at the gym
I must say, he is a bit dim
His shorts are on backwards
His dogs aren’t downwards (yoga)
In spite of it all, good for him.

The flowers that grow in the spring

The flowers that grow in the spring
Are so pretty they make me sing

The flowers that grow in the spring
Are so pretty they make me sing
Primrose and bluebell

The flowers that grow in the spring
Are so pretty they make me sing
Primrose and bluebell
And Crocus as well ?

The flowers that grow in the spring
Are so pretty they make me sing
Primrose and bluebell
And Crocus as well ?
Oh the joy these colours can bring.

Already the Chestnut’s in bloom

Already the Chestnut’s in bloom
For them I don’t have any room

Already the Chestnut’s in bloom
For them I don’t have any room
That indoor oak tree

Already the Chestnut’s in bloom
For them I don’t have any room
That indoor oak tree
Not where it should be

Already the Chestnut’s in bloom
For them I don’t have any room
That indoor oak tree
Not where it should be
It really was a strange heirloom

I was hoping for the silver