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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

crazyH Sun 22-May-22 23:37:08

I’m going to have a royal party
Hope it’s not all arty-farty

NanKate Mon 23-May-22 07:48:56

I’m going to have a royal party
Hope it’s not all arty-farty
There’ll be sarnies and cake ?

Crocus5 Mon 23-May-22 09:22:17

I’m going to have a royal party
Hope it’s not all arty-farty
There’ll be sarnies and cake ?
And maybe a tray-bake

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 23-May-22 13:31:19

I'm going to have a royal party
Hope it's not all art-farty
There'll be sarnies and cake
And maybe a try-bake
Lashings of tea, hale and hearty.

So here's a toast to our dear Queen

henetha Mon 23-May-22 17:21:07

So here's a toast to our dear Queen,
What a treasure she's always been

crazyH Mon 23-May-22 20:55:41

So here's a toast to our dear Queen,
What a treasure she's always been
With a smile so bright

NanKate Mon 23-May-22 22:09:02

So here's a toast to our dear Queen,
What a treasure she's always been
With a smile so bright
She is never trite

GoldenLady Tue 24-May-22 17:07:58

So here's a toast to our dear Queen,
What a treasure she's always been
With a smile so bright
She is never trite
Just think of all she has seen.

The rain is downpouring in buckets

NanKate Tue 24-May-22 17:44:23

The rain is downpouring in buckets
I’m watching my favourite the Muppets

Jangran99 Tue 24-May-22 23:14:26

The rain is pouring in buckets
I’m watching my favourite Muppets
And like Miss Piggy

Juliet27 Wed 25-May-22 06:00:48

The rain is pouring in buckets
I’m watching my favourite Muppets
And like Miss Piggy
I’m hardly twiggy

NanKate Wed 25-May-22 07:30:00

The rain is pouring in buckets
I’m watching my favourite Muppets
And like Miss Piggy
I’m hardly twiggy
Because I keep eating those crumpets

The nesting box is full of blue tits

henetha Wed 25-May-22 09:58:23

The nesting box is full of blue tits
Being stared at by us nitwits

Juliet27 Thu 26-May-22 06:08:39

The nesting box is full of blue tits
Being stared at by us nitwits
The parents work hard

henetha Thu 26-May-22 10:31:42

The nesting box is full of blue tits
Being stared at by us nitwits
The parents work hard
But grannies are barred

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 26-May-22 14:48:55

The nesting box is full of blue tits
Being stared at by us nitwits
The parents work hard
But grannies are barred
These little birds live on their wits.

There was a postgraduate proud

GoldenLady Thu 26-May-22 18:23:50

There was a postgraduate proud
Whose voice was exceedingly loud

crazyH Thu 26-May-22 21:17:20

There was a postgraduate proud
Whose voice was exceedingly loud
Wanted all to know

Jangran99 Fri 27-May-22 14:18:17

There was a postgraduate proud
Whose voice was exceedingly loud
Wanted all to know
Diploma on show

GoldenLady Fri 27-May-22 15:26:00

There was a postgraduate proud
Whose voice was exceedingly loud
Wanted all to know
Diploma on show
But he never attracted a crowd.

The thunder explodes with a boom

Juliet27 Fri 27-May-22 21:03:53

The thunder explodes with a boom
And reverberates through the room

crazyH Fri 27-May-22 23:49:58

The thunder explodes with a boom
And reverberates through the room
Lightning soon follows

GoldenLady Sat 28-May-22 15:45:05

The thunder explodes with a boom
And reverberates through the room
Lightning soon follows
Lighting all hollows

Juliet27 Sat 28-May-22 20:17:09

The thunder explodes with a boom
And reverberates through the room
Lightning soon follows
Lighting all hollows
At least it brightens up the gloom

I’m glad I hadn’t booked a flight

crazyH Sat 28-May-22 23:28:58

I’m glad I hadn’t booked a flight
The crowds in airports are a sight

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