LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

Wish I were a deep sea diver
Instead I’m a lorry driver
I’d exercise more

Wish I were a deep sea diver
Instead I’m a lorry driver
I’d exercise more
Like I used to before

Wish I were a deep sea diver
Instead I’m a lorry driver
I’d exercise more
Like I used to before
And with luck I would find I'm aliver.

In half a year, we'll have elections

In half a year, we'll have elections
That’s US mid term selections?

In half a year, we'll have elections
That’s US mid term selections?
I’m not all that keen

In half a year, we'll have elections
That’s US mid term selections?
I’m not all that keen
On what I have seen

In half a year, we'll have elections
That's US mid term selections?
I'm not all that keen
On what I have seen
Gives me a flood of dejections.

It's either The Cad or The Bore

It's either The Cad or The Bore
And they're always rich, never poor,

It's either The Cad or The Bore
And they're always rich, never poor,
And consumed with ambition

It's either The Cad or The Bore
And they're always rich, never poor,
Consumed with ambition
Treat with suspicion

It's either The Cad or The Bore
And they're always rich, never poor,
Consumed with ambition
Treat with suspicion
Choosing is always a chore!

Let's hope the nut cases won't win

Let's hope the nut cases won't win
That’ll surely be mortal sin

Let's hope the nut cases won't win
That'll surely be a mortal sin
What to do for the best?

Let's hope the nut cases won't win
That'll surely be a mortal sin
What to do for the best?
To choose we’re hard pressed

Let's hope the nut cases won't win
That'll surely be a mortal sin
What to do for the best?
To choose we’re hard pressed
Should we go with yang or with yin?

Next start line goldenlady ?

Golden Lady is dreaming away

Golden lady is dreaming away
But she'll be back another day

Golden lady is dreaming away
But she'll be back another day
To add to the rhymes

Golden lady is dreaming away
But she'll be back another day
To add to the rhymes
And talk of old times

Golden lady is dreaming away
But she'll be back another day
To add to the rhymes
And talk of old times
And she will have plenty to say.

Remember the days of love letters?

Remember the days of love letters?
That was when my heart had flutters

Remember the days of love letters?
That was when my heart had flutters
If I read them now

Remember the days of love letters?
That was when my heart had flutters
If I read them now
Me, a silly cow

Remember the days of love letters?
That was when my heart had flutters
If I read them now
Me, a silly cow
They’d only give me the jitters

I’m going to have a royal party