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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 02-Jun-22 09:46:52

It's June, and summer is here!
But why am I feeling so queer?
It's time going fast
So let's make it last

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GoldenLady Fri 03-Jun-22 15:46:43

It's June, and summer is here!
But why am I feeling so queer?
It's time going fast
So let's make it last
It's time now to break out some beer.

That lady is wearing a dress

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Crocus5 Fri 03-Jun-22 16:07:14

That lady is wearing a dress
I like it, I have to confess

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NanKate Fri 03-Jun-22 22:00:28

That lady is wearing a dress
I like it, I have to confess
She’s tall and she’s slim
Just like dear Uncle Jim

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henetha Sat 04-Jun-22 10:37:14

That lady is wearing a dress
I like it, I have to confess
She’s tall and she’s slim
Just like dear Uncle Jim
But he used to look such a mess.

With his plus-fours and red tank tops

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crazyH Sat 04-Jun-22 10:39:06

With his plus-fours and red tank tops
He was once detained by the cops

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NanKate Sat 04-Jun-22 15:23:24

With his plus-fours and red tank tops
He was once detained by the cops
He’d stolen some beer ?

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GoldenLady Sat 04-Jun-22 15:28:30

With his plus-fours and red tank tops
He was once detained by the cops
He’d stolen some beer ?
Which he shared with good cheer

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 04-Jun-22 16:16:09

With his plus-fours and red tank tops
He was once detained by the cops
He'd stolen some beer
Which he shared with good cheer
But he spilled loads, where are the mops?

We took him home to sober up

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henetha Sun 05-Jun-22 12:01:09

We took him home to sober up
Gave him strong coffee in a cup

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Juliet27 Mon 06-Jun-22 07:22:40

We took him home to sober up
Gave him strong coffee in a cup
But he fell asleep

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 06-Jun-22 13:35:25

We took him home to sober up
Gave him strong coffee in a cup
But he fell asleep
And then, not a peep

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GoldenLady Mon 06-Jun-22 15:14:14

We took him home to sober up
Gave him strong coffee in a cup
But he fell asleep
And then, not a peep
I wish he'd wake up, I confess!

Enough about dear Uncle Jim

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crazyH Mon 06-Jun-22 16:41:44

Enough about dear Uncle Jim
Shall we move on to Tiny Tim?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 07-Jun-22 16:14:11

Enough about dear Uncle Jim
Shall we move on to Tiny Tim?
Such a jolly lad

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GoldenLady Tue 07-Jun-22 16:14:47

Enough about dear Uncle Jim
Shall we move on to Tiny Tim?
Through the tulips tiptoe

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Juliet27 Tue 07-Jun-22 21:15:55

Enough about dear Uncle Jim
Shall we move on to Tiny Tim?
Such a jolly lad
A bit of a cad

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crazyH Tue 07-Jun-22 22:39:18

Enough about dear Uncle Jim
Shall we move on to Tiny Tim?
Such a jolly lad
A bit of a cad
He was dating, both Mel and Kim

His height did not get in the way

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NanKate Tue 07-Jun-22 22:44:24

His height did not get in the way
He wore high heels that made him sway

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Juliet27 Wed 08-Jun-22 07:50:38

His height did not get in the way
He wore high heels that made him sway
Supported by Mel

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NanKate Wed 08-Jun-22 08:33:10

His height did not get in the way
He wore high heels that made him sway
Supported by Mel
And a rub down with gel

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GoldenLady Thu 09-Jun-22 16:19:50

His height did not get in the way
He wore high heels that made him sway
Supported by Mel
And a rub down with gel
I think that is all I should say.

Are cell phones a boon to mankind?

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crazyH Thu 09-Jun-22 17:12:41

Are cell phones a boon to mankind?
Can’t be without mine, do you mind ?

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NanKate Thu 09-Jun-22 19:43:04

Are cell phones a boon to mankind?
Can’t be without mine, do you mind ?
I’m plugged in all day

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Crocus5 Fri 10-Jun-22 13:52:21

Are cell phones a boon to mankind?
Can’t be without mine, do you mind?
I’m plugged in all day
What more can I say

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