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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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Crocus5 Mon 25-Oct-21 20:06:38

I desperately need a facelift
Would someone donate as a gift?

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crazyH Mon 25-Oct-21 20:40:16

I desperately need a facelift
Would someone donate as a gift?
Shall I pass a hat ?

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GoldenLady Mon 25-Oct-21 23:16:37

I desperately need a facelift
Would someone donate as a gift?
Shall I pass a hat ?
But I need my face! Drat!

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Elrel Mon 25-Oct-21 23:58:55

I desperately need a facelift
Would someone donate as a gift?
Shall I pass a hat ?
But I need my face! Drat!
I keep my old face but so miffed!

Dear Boris says not to recycle

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Juliet27 Tue 26-Oct-21 06:28:51

Dear Boris says not to recycle
He must be taking the Michael

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GoldenLady Tue 26-Oct-21 14:24:11

Dear Boris says not to recycle
He must be taking the Michael
He loves to see clutter

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crazyH Tue 26-Oct-21 15:14:24

Dear Boris says not to recycle
He must be taking the Michael
He loves to see clutter
Makes Carrie mutter

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henetha Wed 27-Oct-21 17:24:10

Dear Boris says not to recycle
He must be taking the Michael
He loves to see clutter
Makes Carrie mutter
And run after him with a rifle.

But she's not a very good shot

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Hellogirl1 Wed 27-Oct-21 21:55:40

But she`s not a very good shot
Despite aiming right at his bot

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henetha Thu 28-Oct-21 10:45:01

But she`s not a very good shot
Despite aiming right at his bot
She hit his big toe

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crazyH Thu 28-Oct-21 14:34:51

But she`s not a very good shot
Despite aiming right at his bot
She hit his big toe
It became quite sore

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Hellogirl1 Thu 28-Oct-21 23:08:53

But she`s not a very good shot
Despite aiming right at his bot
She hit his big toe
It became quite sore
But do I care? No, not a jot

I really am not a hard case

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Jangran99 Fri 29-Oct-21 08:58:08

I really am not a hard case
I just shrug and screw up my face

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henetha Fri 29-Oct-21 11:12:40

I really am not a hard case
I just shrug and screw up my face
With crocodile tears

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 29-Oct-21 15:49:32

I really am not a hard case
I just shrug and screw up my face
With crocodile tears
And fearsome jeers

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GoldenLady Fri 29-Oct-21 18:13:32

I really am not a hard case
I just shrug and screw up my face
With crocodile tears
And fearsome jeers
Would you guys like Trump in his place? wink

Politics makes a bad poem

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crazyH Fri 29-Oct-21 19:57:34

Politics makes a bad poem
Very good topic to bore them

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Hellogirl1 Fri 29-Oct-21 21:41:43

Politics makes a bad poem
Very good topic to bore them
Quote chapter and verse

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crazyH Fri 29-Oct-21 22:40:36

Politics makes a bad poem
Very good topic to bore them
Quote chapter and verse
Will make things quite terse

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Juliet27 Sat 30-Oct-21 06:38:07

Politics makes a bad poem
Very good topic to bore them
Quote chapter and verse
Will make things quite terse
Probably best to just throw ‘em

Many planes in the skies again

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henetha Sat 30-Oct-21 10:30:19

Many planes in the skies again
But I think I'll stick to the train

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 30-Oct-21 14:29:04

Many planes in the skies again
But I think I'll stick to the train
Love the old 'steamers'

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Crocus5 Sat 30-Oct-21 17:48:33

Many planes in the skies again
But I think I’ll stick to the train
Love the old “steamers”
Right for all dreamers

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GoldenLady Sat 30-Oct-21 20:02:10

Many planes in the skies again
But I think I’ll stick to the train
Love the old “steamers”
Right for all dreamers
And much less security strain.

Autumn is lovely to see

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Hellogirl1 Sat 30-Oct-21 23:29:14

Autumn is so lovely to see
The changing colours on each tree

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