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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

crazyH Tue 19-Oct-21 14:48:18

Uncle put walnuts in his pocket
Aunty fired him up a rocket

Hellogirl1 Tue 19-Oct-21 22:55:07

Unccle put walnuts in his pocket
Aunty fired him up a rocket
She said "it will bulge"

crazyH Tue 19-Oct-21 23:06:57

Unccle put walnuts in his pocket
Aunty fired him up a rocket
She said "it will bulge"
Just do not indulge

henetha Wed 20-Oct-21 11:08:05

Uncle put walnuts in his pocket
Aunty fired him up a rocket
She said "it will bulge"
Just do not indulge,
And don't stick your thumb in a socket.

My Auntie is going on a cruise

GoldenLady Wed 20-Oct-21 15:21:24

My Auntie is going on a cruise
With lots of wild parties and booze

Crocus5 Wed 20-Oct-21 18:02:21

My Auntie is going on a cruise
With lots of wild parties and booze
She’ll have to dress up

Juliet27 Wed 20-Oct-21 19:11:29

My Auntie is going on a cruise
With lots of wild parties and booze
She’ll have to dress up
With captain she’ll sup

crazyH Wed 20-Oct-21 21:56:11

My Auntie is going on a cruise
With lots of wild parties and booze
She’ll have to dress up
With captain she’ll sup
She will have no time for a snooze

She has a thing about men in white

Hellogirl1 Wed 20-Oct-21 22:55:40

She has a thing for men in white
Except ghosts that give her a fright

Jangran99 Wed 20-Oct-21 23:30:04

She has a thing for men in white
Except ghosts that give her a fright
So crew in tropicals

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 21-Oct-21 17:03:38

She has a thing for men in white
Except ghosts that giver her a fright
So crew in tropicals
When she's on her hols

crazyH Thu 21-Oct-21 17:17:55

She has a thing for men in white
Except ghosts that giver her a fright
So crew in tropicals
When she's on her hols
Makes her quiver with such delight

A cross-eyed archer lived next door

Hellogirl1 Thu 21-Oct-21 22:14:04

A cross eyed archer lived next door
He only ever hit the floor

Juliet27 Fri 22-Oct-21 06:42:25

A cross eyed archer lived next door
He only ever hit the floor
So poor was his aim

henetha Fri 22-Oct-21 11:34:52

A cross eyed archer lived next door
He only ever hit the floor
So poor was his aim
That he achieved fame

crazyH Fri 22-Oct-21 13:35:38

A cross eyed archer lived next door
He only ever hit the floor
So poor was his aim
That he achieved fame
When he hit a bulls eye, in four

Now’s the time to count our blessings

GoldenLady Sat 23-Oct-21 00:19:03

Now’s the time to count our blessings
And enjoy turkey with various dressings

crazyH Sat 23-Oct-21 10:14:16

Now’s the time to count our blessings
And enjoy turkey with various dressings
I’ll have brussell sprouts

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 23-Oct-21 14:03:15

Now's the time to count our blessings
And enjoy turkey with various dressings
I'll have Brussels sprouts
Then windy - no doubts

henetha Sun 24-Oct-21 12:07:35

Now's the time to count our blessings
And enjoy turkey with various dressings
I'll have Brussels sprouts
Then windy - no doubts
I blame the dog, no confessings.

Yesterday I made a big stew

GoldenLady Sun 24-Oct-21 13:54:52

Yesterday I made a big stew
Maybe someone will eat it, but who?

crazyH Sun 24-Oct-21 15:46:16

Yesterday I made a big stew
Maybe someone will eat it, but who?
Shall I come over ?

GoldenLady Mon 25-Oct-21 16:18:35

Yesterday I made a big stew
Maybe someone will eat it, but who?
Shall I come over ?
I'll bring my dog, Rover.

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 25-Oct-21 16:19:06

Yesterday I made a big stew
Maybe someone will eat it, but who?
Shall I come over?
In my big Rover

crazyH Mon 25-Oct-21 19:00:22

Yesterday I made a big stew
Maybe someone will eat it, but who?
Shall I come over?
In my big Rover
I’ll bring a glass of wine, or two

I desperately need a face lift

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