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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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Juliet27 Fri 12-Aug-22 18:04:57

If I wear that thing to the beach
I'll display too much of my 'peach'
Could get arrested
I’m near bare breasted

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henetha Sun 14-Aug-22 12:10:40

If I wear that thing to the beach
I'll display too much of my 'peach'
Could get arrested
I’m near bare breasted,
I might see the children I teach!

On social media I'd appear

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Nell8 Sun 14-Aug-22 12:20:12

On social media I'd appear
With awful close-ups, from here to here

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 15-Aug-22 08:30:17

On social media I'd appear
With awful close-ups, from here to here
With shaming comments

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nanna8 Mon 15-Aug-22 09:02:22

On social media I’d appear
With awful close-ups,from here to here
With shaming comments
Unguarded moments

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Mollygo Mon 15-Aug-22 09:05:31

On social media I’d appear
With awful close-ups,from here to here
With shaming comments
Unguarded moments
There should be an option to clear!

“You’ve got it? Then flaunt it”, they say.

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Squiffy Mon 15-Aug-22 10:31:35

“You’ve got it? Then flaunt it”, they say.
I’ll get brave and try it today

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henetha Mon 15-Aug-22 11:22:26

“You’ve got it? Then flaunt it”, they say.
I’ll get brave and try it today,
Let's take off our socks,

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GoldenLady Mon 15-Aug-22 15:55:00

“You’ve got it? Then flaunt it”, they say.
I’ll get brave and try it today,
Let's take off our socks,
Producing some shocks,

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crazyH Mon 15-Aug-22 16:11:39

“You’ve got it? Then flaunt it”, they say.
I’ll get brave and try it today,
Let's take off our socks,
Producing some shocks,
My feet smell like the docks.

Tricky Dicky is on his way

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Nell8 Mon 15-Aug-22 18:52:38

Tricky Dicky is on his way
He's always got a lot to say

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Squiffy Mon 15-Aug-22 21:02:33

Tricky Dicky is on his way
He's always got a lot to say
He just won’t shut up

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crazyH Mon 15-Aug-22 21:05:18

Tricky Dicky is on his way
He's always got a lot to say
He just won’t shut up
Like a yapping pup

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GoldenLady Mon 15-Aug-22 21:58:06

Tricky Dicky is on his way
He's always got a lot to say
He just won’t shut up
Like a yapping pup
I've listened enough for one day!

Some people have loud clicking knees

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Mollygo Mon 15-Aug-22 22:57:53

Some people have loud clicking knees
And some play percussion with these

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crazyH Mon 15-Aug-22 23:03:46

Some people have loud clicking knees
And some play percussion with these
Think I’ll join the band

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NanKate Tue 16-Aug-22 08:23:39

Some people have loud clicking knees
And some play percussion with these
Think I’ll join the band
It’s ever so grand

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henetha Tue 16-Aug-22 10:37:56

Some people have loud clicking knees
And some play percussion with these
Think I’ll join the band
It’s ever so grand
So throw us some dosh, if you please.

I'm stood out in the rain today

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Mollygo Tue 16-Aug-22 10:42:29

I'm stood out in the rain today
Not so baking hot now, hooray!

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GoldenLady Tue 16-Aug-22 15:41:14

I'm stood out in the rain today
Not so baking hot now, hooray!
I hope it won't flood

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Squiffy Tue 16-Aug-22 16:14:15

'm stood out in the rain today
Not so baking hot now, hooray!
I hope it won't flood
We’ll be swamped with mud

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henetha Wed 17-Aug-22 10:29:04

I'm stood out in the rain today
Not so baking hot now, hooray!
I hope it won't flood
We’ll be swamped with mud
And our house will soon float away.

There was a young lady from France

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Squiffy Wed 17-Aug-22 11:28:55

There was a young lady from France
Who frequently wanted to dance

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Nell8 Wed 17-Aug-22 16:46:41

There was a young lady from France
Who frequently wanted to dance
She swayed with the beat

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 17-Aug-22 17:34:57

There was a young lady from France
Who frequently wanted to dance
She swayed with the beat
So light on her feet

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