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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

Juliet27 Fri 12-Aug-22 18:04:57

If I wear that thing to the beach
I'll display too much of my 'peach'
Could get arrested
I’m near bare breasted

henetha Sun 14-Aug-22 12:10:40

If I wear that thing to the beach
I'll display too much of my 'peach'
Could get arrested
I’m near bare breasted,
I might see the children I teach!

On social media I'd appear

Nell8 Sun 14-Aug-22 12:20:12

On social media I'd appear
With awful close-ups, from here to here

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 15-Aug-22 08:30:17

On social media I'd appear
With awful close-ups, from here to here
With shaming comments

nanna8 Mon 15-Aug-22 09:02:22

On social media I’d appear
With awful close-ups,from here to here
With shaming comments
Unguarded moments

Mollygo Mon 15-Aug-22 09:05:31

On social media I’d appear
With awful close-ups,from here to here
With shaming comments
Unguarded moments
There should be an option to clear!

“You’ve got it? Then flaunt it”, they say.

Squiffy Mon 15-Aug-22 10:31:35

“You’ve got it? Then flaunt it”, they say.
I’ll get brave and try it today

henetha Mon 15-Aug-22 11:22:26

“You’ve got it? Then flaunt it”, they say.
I’ll get brave and try it today,
Let's take off our socks,

GoldenLady Mon 15-Aug-22 15:55:00

“You’ve got it? Then flaunt it”, they say.
I’ll get brave and try it today,
Let's take off our socks,
Producing some shocks,

crazyH Mon 15-Aug-22 16:11:39

“You’ve got it? Then flaunt it”, they say.
I’ll get brave and try it today,
Let's take off our socks,
Producing some shocks,
My feet smell like the docks.

Tricky Dicky is on his way

Nell8 Mon 15-Aug-22 18:52:38

Tricky Dicky is on his way
He's always got a lot to say

Squiffy Mon 15-Aug-22 21:02:33

Tricky Dicky is on his way
He's always got a lot to say
He just won’t shut up

crazyH Mon 15-Aug-22 21:05:18

Tricky Dicky is on his way
He's always got a lot to say
He just won’t shut up
Like a yapping pup

GoldenLady Mon 15-Aug-22 21:58:06

Tricky Dicky is on his way
He's always got a lot to say
He just won’t shut up
Like a yapping pup
I've listened enough for one day!

Some people have loud clicking knees

Mollygo Mon 15-Aug-22 22:57:53

Some people have loud clicking knees
And some play percussion with these

crazyH Mon 15-Aug-22 23:03:46

Some people have loud clicking knees
And some play percussion with these
Think I’ll join the band

NanKate Tue 16-Aug-22 08:23:39

Some people have loud clicking knees
And some play percussion with these
Think I’ll join the band
It’s ever so grand

henetha Tue 16-Aug-22 10:37:56

Some people have loud clicking knees
And some play percussion with these
Think I’ll join the band
It’s ever so grand
So throw us some dosh, if you please.

I'm stood out in the rain today

Mollygo Tue 16-Aug-22 10:42:29

I'm stood out in the rain today
Not so baking hot now, hooray!

GoldenLady Tue 16-Aug-22 15:41:14

I'm stood out in the rain today
Not so baking hot now, hooray!
I hope it won't flood

Squiffy Tue 16-Aug-22 16:14:15

'm stood out in the rain today
Not so baking hot now, hooray!
I hope it won't flood
We’ll be swamped with mud

henetha Wed 17-Aug-22 10:29:04

I'm stood out in the rain today
Not so baking hot now, hooray!
I hope it won't flood
We’ll be swamped with mud
And our house will soon float away.

There was a young lady from France

Squiffy Wed 17-Aug-22 11:28:55

There was a young lady from France
Who frequently wanted to dance

Nell8 Wed 17-Aug-22 16:46:41

There was a young lady from France
Who frequently wanted to dance
She swayed with the beat

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 17-Aug-22 17:34:57

There was a young lady from France
Who frequently wanted to dance
She swayed with the beat
So light on her feet

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