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How did she come by her fortune?
Maybe by method importune
A lottery win
Though hardly by sin
Then shared with I a fair portion

To do with the luck of the draw

To do with the luck of the draw
A win’s something I never saw

To do with the luck of the draw
A win’s something I never saw
A grand would be grand

To do with the luck of the draw
A win’s something I never saw
A grand would be grand
For sun, sea and sand

To do with the luck of the draw
A win’s something I never saw
A grand would be grand
For sun, sea and sand
And all mine, according to law!

I'd love to go somewhere that's tropical

I'd love to go somewhere that's tropical
With beach and sea near, that’s logical

I'd love to go somewhere that's tropical
With beach and sea near, that’s logical
But money’s quite tight

I'd love to go somewhere that's tropical
With beach and sea near, that’s logical
But money’s quite tight
And that would not be right

I'd love to go somewhere that's tropical
With beach and sea near, that’s logical
But money’s quite tight
It would not be right
Poverty’s really topical.

We’re trying to tighten our belts

We’re trying to tighten our belts
And become thrifty, like the Celts

We’re trying to tighten our belts
And become thrifty, like the Celts,
No impulse buying,

We’re trying to tighten our belts
And become thrifty, like the Celts,
No impulse buying
Savings? I’m trying

We’re trying to tighten our belts
And become thrifty, like the Celts,
No impulse buying
Savings? I’m trying
But away it just seems to melt...

Now, why should the south have the sun,

Now, why should the south have the sun,
But global warming's not any fun

Now, why should the south have all the sun?
But global warming's not any fun
Derby-by-the-Sea?

Now, why should the south have all the sun?
But global warming's not any fun
Derby-by-the-Sea?
Or Tangasseri ?

Now, why should the south have all the sun?
But global warming's not any fun
Derby-by-the-Sea?
Or Tangasseri ?
And temperatures this year forty-one!

I’m enjoying these cool autumn days

I’m enjoying these cool autumn days
And the golden leaves in the sun’s rays

I’m enjoying these cool autumn days
And the golden leaves in the sun’s rays
Though floods aren’t much fun

I’m enjoying these cool autumn days
And the golden leaves in the sun’s rays
Though floods aren’t much fun
At least the drought's done

I’m enjoying these cool autumn days
And the golden leaves in the sun’s rays
Though floods aren’t much fun
At least the drought's done
Let’s enjoy this late autumnal haze

I went for a walk in the woods

I went for a walk in the woods
With friends - remembering childhoods

I went for a walk in the woods
With friends - remembering childhoods
We shuffled through leaves

I went for a walk in the woods
With friends - remembering childhoods
We shuffled through leaves
Discussing pet peeves

I went for a walk in the woods
With friends - remembering childhoods
We shuffled through leaves
Discussing pet peeves
As we pulled down our comfy hoods.

Heck! My wellingtons sprung a leak