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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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Juliet27 Sun 20-Nov-22 17:16:55

Heck! My wellingtons sprung a leak
But then they were almost antique

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 20-Nov-22 17:34:34

Heck! My wellingtons sprung a leak
But then they were almost antique
They cost me six shillings

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Bellanonna Mon 21-Nov-22 09:53:41

Heck! My wellingtons sprung a leak
But then they were almost antique
They cost me six shillings
Same price as my fillings

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Juliet27 Mon 21-Nov-22 12:32:41

Heck! My wellingtons sprung a leak
But then they were almost antique
They cost me six shillings
Same price as my fillings
Both they and my wellies now creak.

I’m surprised I’m watching football!

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Mollygo Mon 21-Nov-22 12:45:11

I’m surprised I’m watching football
Don’t usually watch it at all

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 24-Nov-22 15:15:42

I'm surprised I'm watching football
Don't usually watch it at all
Here I am cheering

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Bellanonna Thu 24-Nov-22 15:38:40

I'm surprised I'm watching football
Don't usually watch it at all
Here I am cheering
While Other Half’s jeering

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Juliet27 Thu 24-Nov-22 17:21:36

I'm surprised I'm watching football
Don't usually watch it at all
Here I am cheering
While Other Half’s jeering
I like to watch it when they brawl

Injuries I don't like to see

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Crocus5 Thu 24-Nov-22 19:06:21

Injuries I don’t like to see
Like a severely damaged knee

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Mollygo Thu 24-Nov-22 19:19:35

Injuries I don’t like to see
Like a severely damaged knee
Or bumps on the head

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Bellanonna Fri 25-Nov-22 10:29:27

Injuries I don’t like to see
Like a severely damaged knee
Or bumps on the head
A nose which has bled

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henetha Fri 25-Nov-22 10:57:57

Injuries I don’t like to see
Like a severely damaged knee
Or bumps on the head
A nose which has bled
These things put me right off my tea.

I'm really a bit of a wimp

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GoldenLady Fri 25-Nov-22 15:06:05

I'm really a bit of a wimp
My ego's the size of a shrimp

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Mollygo Fri 25-Nov-22 15:43:22

I'm really a bit of a wimp
My ego's the size of a shrimp
Tender crustacean

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crazyH Fri 25-Nov-22 15:57:50

I'm really a bit of a wimp
My ego's the size of a shrimp
Tender crustacean
Mini Malaysian

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NanKate Fri 25-Nov-22 16:07:38

I'm really a bit of a wimp
My ego's the size of a shrimp
Tender crustacean
Mini Malaysian
My hair needs a jolly good crimp

The World Cup is moving along

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henetha Fri 25-Nov-22 18:31:00

The world cup is moving along
Have we got a good football song?

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Mollygo Sat 26-Nov-22 09:00:36

The world cup is moving along
Have we got a good football song
Qatar is now out

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henetha Sat 26-Nov-22 10:37:33

The world cup is moving along
Have we got a good football song
Qatar is now out
We will win, no doubt

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Bellanonna Sat 26-Nov-22 20:37:52

The world cup is moving along
Have we got a good football song
Qatar is now out
We will win, no doubt
Let’s just hope that nothing goes wrong

Tomorrow, a walk in the woods

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sat 26-Nov-22 22:16:34

Tomorrow, a walk in the woods
To see teddy-bears dressed up in snoods

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 27-Nov-22 16:42:46

Tomorrow, a walk in the woods
To see teddy-bears dressed up in snoods
Round a picnic rug

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Crocus5 Sun 27-Nov-22 17:30:40

Tomorrow, a walk in the woods
To see teddy-bears dressed up in snoods
Round a pic-rug
Sitting,looking snug

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Mollygo Sun 27-Nov-22 18:35:57

Tomorrow, a walk in the woods
To see teddy-bears dressed up in snoods
Round a pic-rug
Sitting,looking snug
Whilst Ma bear delivers the goods.

Whilst walking a dog late at night

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Nov-22 18:54:46

Whilst walking a dog late at night
Best to make sure you have torchlight

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