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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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henetha Mon 28-Nov-22 10:55:14

Whilst walking a dog late at night
Best to make sure you have torchlight
You might break a leg

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 28-Nov-22 12:22:25

Whilst walking a dog late at night
Best to make sure you have torchlight
You might break a leg
For help you must beg

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GoldenLady Tue 29-Nov-22 01:27:54

Whilst walking a dog late at night
Best to make sure you have torchlight
You might break a leg
For help you must beg
Or your dog might get into a fight!

Surrounded by sharks, do not swim

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Mollygo Tue 29-Nov-22 08:02:29

Surrounded by sharks, do not swim
Their jaws quickly sever a limb

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henetha Tue 29-Nov-22 10:15:47

Surrounded by sharks, do not swim
Their jaws quickly sever a limb
Say a quick prayer

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VB000 Tue 29-Nov-22 12:17:40

Surrounded by sharks, do not swim
Their jaws quickly sever a limb
Say a quick prayer
To pray they don't care

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 29-Nov-22 15:58:10

Surrounded by sharks, do not swim
Their jaws quickly sever a limb
Say a quick prayer
To pray they don't care
Trusting to luck is a bit dim.

Instead, perhaps an indoor pool

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Mollygo Tue 29-Nov-22 16:00:47

Instead, perhaps an indoor pool
Where water is warm as a rule.

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Crocus5 Tue 29-Nov-22 19:29:55

Instead, perhaps an indoor pool
Where water is warm as a rule
No sharks to be seen

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Juliet27 Wed 30-Nov-22 06:36:35

Instead, perhaps an indoor pool
Where water is warm as a rule
No sharks to be seen
It’s hopefully clean

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VB000 Wed 30-Nov-22 12:43:41

Instead, perhaps an indoor pool
Where water is warm as a rule
No sharks to be seen
It’s hopefully clean
But No Entry sign is cruel

I'd like to be a Christmas tree

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Juliet27 Thu 01-Dec-22 06:29:12

I'd like to be a Christmas tree
With loads of bling all over me

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Mollygo Thu 01-Dec-22 08:52:15

I'd like to be a Christmas tree
With loads of bling all over me
And baubles galore

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 01-Dec-22 09:29:47

I'd like to be a Christmas tree
With loads of bling all over me
And baubles galore
With tinsel, what's more

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GoldenLady Fri 02-Dec-22 16:13:31

Not everyone can sing in tune
Some people howl at the moon

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Juliet27 Fri 02-Dec-22 18:52:02

on the wrong page again GL

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Jangran99 Sat 03-Dec-22 00:25:23

I'd like to be a Christmas tree
With loads of bling all over me
And baubles galore
With tinsel, what's more
I’d be such a fine sight to see.

Drat! My lights are in a tangle,

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Juliet27 Sat 03-Dec-22 09:53:36

Drat! My lights are in a tangle,
They’re caught up in that gold bangle

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 03-Dec-22 09:57:25

Drat! My lights are in a tangle
They're caught up in that gold bangle
Damnation! I sigh

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Mollygo Sat 03-Dec-22 10:17:44

Drat! My lights are in a tangle
They're caught up in that gold bangle
Damnation! I sigh
I strain to untie

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henetha Sat 03-Dec-22 10:30:10

Drat! My lights are in a tangle
They're caught up in that gold bangle
Damnation! I sigh
I strain to untie
Now my nerves are in a jangle!

Bright baubles on the Christmas tree

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Juliet27 Sat 03-Dec-22 11:11:26

Bright baubles on the Christmas tree
Always fill the children with glee

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VB000 Sun 04-Dec-22 12:54:21

Bright baubles on the Christmas tree
Always fill the children with glee
I've eaten all the Christmas cake

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Juliet27 Sun 04-Dec-22 15:57:29

Bright baubles on the Christmas tree
Always fill the children with glee
I've eaten the cake 88558 rhythm reminder
And seen a snowflake

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Mollygo Sun 04-Dec-22 16:05:48

Bright baubles on the Christmas tree
Always fill the children with glee
I've eaten the cake 88558 rhythm reminder
And seen a snowflake
So, ready for Christmas? That’s me!

The cards are all written and stamped

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