Songs for swingers...

MawtheMerrier

PollyDolly - something about “great minds” ?
I wondered if GN had developed a new sideline?

I first thought it followed on from yesterdays post of "Should men join grans net?" Something to entice them.

Again, songs for sewage workers.

Free turd.

Songs for swinging toastie fans.... wait for it...

Sympathy for the Breville

Songs for opticians

Fight for your sight

Songs for swinging pork lovers.

Eleanor Pigby.

For postal workers-
Mail house rock ?

Songs for bakers.

The house of the rising bun.

Song for an elderly gran.
Saturday night at the T.V.we'll know what programmes we'll see.

My old man's an OP,
He wears an OP's hat,
He wears old Rohan trousers,
And lives in the shed at the back.

Songs for swinging occupational health professionals.

Do you wanna crutch?

Songs for a swinging Japanese restaurant:

Wake Up Little Sushi
Noodles & Pins

Another one for cat or dog lovers:

Pets Spend the Night Together

Songs for swinging corporal punishment fans.

Up town, top spanking.

Songs for swinging eaters of baked-beans:

Listen to my Fart
One Broken Fart for Sale

( Sorry, that's lowered the tone. Just getting my coat and I'll go.. )

Oh no!
If you lower the tone it means you have to stay!

Songs for swinging cobblers
Shoep John B

Songs for milkmen/milkwomen

California Creaming

Song for swinging nurses

Caribbean Flu by Enema

Whispering Grass (pampas!)

Songs for swinging eaters of baked-beans:

Total Eclipse of the Fart

Songs for swinging fish fanciers.

You make me feel mighty eel.

Songs for swinging plumbers.

Midnight drain to Georgia.