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Songs for swingers...

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MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 07:48:51

Songs for swinging rodent fans.

Where did you get that rat?

Like a rat out of hell...

Our mouse, in the middle of our street...

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Chewbacca Fri 26-Aug-22 23:40:00

grin

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MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 23:40:18

Songs for swinging Asian cuisine fans.

You make me feel foo yung.

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MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 23:42:40

Songs for swinging disinfect fans.

Zoflora dance.

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MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 23:45:08

More songs for swinging plumbers.

I'm leaving on a wet drain.

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SunshineSally Fri 26-Aug-22 23:46:52

More songs for swinging malcontents:

Red red whine

Whine after whiskey

Moaner Lisa

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MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 23:47:07

Songs for swinging weightwatchers.

What do ya wanna make those pies at me, for?

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MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 23:51:29

Songs for swinging equine hybrid lovers.

The mule on the hill.

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Chewbacca Fri 26-Aug-22 23:56:37

Songs for swinging unattractive people:

Pearl's a Minger

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SunshineSally Sat 27-Aug-22 00:00:08

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MissAdventure Sat 27-Aug-22 00:01:19

Songs for swinging flatulence deniers.

It's a fart-ache.

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SunshineSally Sat 27-Aug-22 00:03:06

Or Fartbreak Hotel

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MissAdventure Sat 27-Aug-22 00:03:42

grin

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SunshineSally Sat 27-Aug-22 00:06:59

Songs for swinging chiropodists

Toe nail with love

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Chewbacca Sat 27-Aug-22 00:09:44

More songs for swinging flatulence deniers.

Achy Breaky Fart

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MissAdventure Sat 27-Aug-22 00:12:08

Songs for swingers who feel a little unwell.

Slight fever.

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SunshineSally Sat 27-Aug-22 00:12:31

More songs for swinging flatulence deniers

Once I had a Secret Fart (calamity Jane - loved that film)

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SunshineSally Sat 27-Aug-22 00:14:18

“My secret fart’s no secret any more!’ The last line ???

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MissAdventure Sat 27-Aug-22 00:17:32

Songs for swinging crustacean lovers.

Sand crab, sand crab, we love you!

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Ali08 Sat 27-Aug-22 00:59:35

Last Christmas I gave you my fart

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Ro60 Sat 27-Aug-22 02:22:55

These are brilliant. I can never do it! On my local Radio Solent they do this - called Twisted Lyrics - I can't even remember any examples ?

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MissAdventure Sat 27-Aug-22 09:17:36

Songs for swinging hosiery fanciers.

Wuthering tights.

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henetha Sat 27-Aug-22 09:21:39

Songs for swinging energy companies.

I can't help falling in debt with you.

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MissAdventure Sat 27-Aug-22 09:30:58

Songs for swinging puritans.

Hey, prude!

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Glorianny Sat 27-Aug-22 09:42:31

Songs for swinging arborists
Born Tree
Don't leaf me this way
Any tree will do.

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MissAdventure Sat 27-Aug-22 09:45:42

Songs for swinging lingerie stealers.

Got bras in pockets.

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