Songs for swingers...

Songs for swingers with foot odour.

Stinky boots.

Songs for the train strike
A Hard Train’s-a-Gonna-Fall
Picket to Ride
Purple Train

Songs for swinging chairs.

Under my bum.

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Songs for swinging snackers:

Nobody said it was Cheesy

First Butter’s the Deepest

Moves like Cracker

The Grape of You

Songs for swinging thespians:

Don’t Go Breaking A Leg

Full House

Stage Right Now

Songs for swinging men/women of god.

Vicar dum dum, vicar dum dum.

Songs for cooks

I threw a custard in her face
I fried it My Way
Honey honey honey

Songs for swinging gropers.

Do you come from a hand down under?

Song for swinging greengrocer

Eleanor Figby

Songs for singing ornithologists.

I should be so ducky.

MissAdventure

Songs for swinging gropers.

Do you come from a hand down under?

??? x

Songs for chinese porcelain collectors.

If you like it then you shoulda put a Ming on it..

Songs for swinging surgeons…

I can your piles and piles and piles and piles and piles

Thanks for the haemorrhoids

MissAdventure

Songs for swinging gropers.

Do you come from a hand down under?

MissAdventure !!!
Anybody would think you had been to a rowdy hen party ! I am shocked

I used to date a male stripper, so hold onto your hat!

Songs for swinging rare primate keepers.

Tie a yellow gibbon round the old oak tree.

Songs for swinging dentists

Molar Kintyre

You’ve lost that lovely canine

Songs for swinging pastry fans.

Tell me pies, tell me sweet little pies...

Songs for swinging bakers:

Here Comes the Bun

Oh how I wish there was a like/love button! x

Songs for swinging malcontents:
Oh! What a Beautiful Moaning!

Songs for swinging gynaecologists

Here comes my bum