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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 01-Dec-22 18:30:03

I do like a long summer holiday
Many a day's been a jolly day

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VB000 Fri 02-Dec-22 09:20:26

I do like a long summer holiday
Many a day's been a jolly day
Not a Cliff in sight

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 02-Dec-22 13:50:55

I do like a long summer holiday
Many a day's been a jolly day
Not a Cliff in sight
With sun shining bright

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FannyCornforth Fri 02-Dec-22 14:31:32

I do like a long Summer holiday
Many a day’s been a jolly day
Not a Cliff in sight
With the sun shining bright
Let’s crack open the Bollie - hey!🍾 🥂

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FannyCornforth Fri 02-Dec-22 14:32:21

I’m just putting up my Christmas tree 🌲

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FannyCornforth Fri 02-Dec-22 14:33:31

PS I should have prefaced my last sentence in the holiday limerick with’Now’

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Jangran99 Sat 03-Dec-22 00:16:59

I’m putting up my Christmas tree
Not a task that I view with glee

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FannyCornforth Sat 03-Dec-22 05:52:04

I’m putting up my Christmas tree
Not a task I that I view with glee
The lights are all tangled

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Juliet27 Sat 03-Dec-22 09:57:24

I’m putting up my Christmas tree
Not a task I that I view with glee
The lights are tangled
The tinsel’s mangled

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 03-Dec-22 10:04:47

I'm putting up my Christmas tree
Not a task that I view with glee
The lights are tangled
The tinsel's mangled
A job I hate, is it just me?

How does Santa know where I live?

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Juliet27 Sat 03-Dec-22 11:08:25

How does Santa know where I live?
He can’t have a mind like a sieve

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GoldenLady Sat 03-Dec-22 17:24:46

How does Santa know where I live?
He can’t have a mind like a sieve
He has reindeer to guide him

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Juliet27 Sun 04-Dec-22 06:35:11

How does Santa know where I live?
He can’t have a mind like a sieve
His reindeer guide him
And they’re far from dim

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GoldenLady Sun 04-Dec-22 16:18:39

How does Santa know where I live?
He can’t have a mind like a sieve
His reindeer guide him
And they’re far from dim
And his GPS has help to give,

My team never wins; woe is me!

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FannyCornforth Sun 04-Dec-22 18:15:56

‘My team never wins, woe is me!’
‘I presume that you’re talking foot-ie?’

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NanKate Sun 04-Dec-22 22:25:18

My team never wins, woe is me!’
‘I presume that you’re talking foot-ie?’

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NanKate Sun 04-Dec-22 22:26:01

My team never wins, woe is me!’
‘I presume that you’re talking foot-ie?’
Harry Kane scored a goal

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Juliet27 Mon 05-Dec-22 02:32:39

My team never wins, woe is me!’
‘I presume that you’re talking foot-ie?’
Harry Kane scored a goal
And we’re now on a roll

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henetha Mon 05-Dec-22 09:50:24

My team never wins, woe is me!’
‘I presume that you’re talking foot-ie?’
Harry Kane scored a goal
And we’re now on a roll
We'll beat France tonight, just you see.

If we don't, I'll just eat my hat

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 05-Dec-22 11:35:59

If we don't win, I'll just eat my hat
I made one with pastry, so that

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VB000 Mon 05-Dec-22 11:43:29

If we don't win, I'll just eat my hat
I made one with pastry, so that
If I feel shaky

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FannyCornforth Mon 05-Dec-22 12:26:23

If we don’t win, I’ll just eat my hat
I’ve made it with pastry, so that
If I feel shaky
My hat, of pastry flakey
Will provide supper for me and my cat

There once was a site called Gransnet

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GoldenLady Mon 05-Dec-22 15:09:13

There once was a site called Gransnet
But I am not old enough yet

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Juliet27 Mon 05-Dec-22 16:08:18

There once was a site called Gransnet
But I am not old enough yet
It’s good for advice

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henetha Tue 06-Dec-22 10:00:29

There once was a site called Gransnet
But I am not old enough yet
It’s good for advice
On how to catch mice

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