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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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VB000 Mon 03-Jul-23 10:49:45

Do you know the latest dance craze?
Its shocking in a number of ways,
It involves stripping
Hope there’s no gripping!
I'll wiggle my way in a haze

This dance is great if you're flirty

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crazyH Mon 03-Jul-23 12:54:09

This dance is great if you're flirty
Or if you’re a dirty Gerty

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Salti Tue 04-Jul-23 09:31:42

This dance is great if you're flirty
Or if you’re a dirty Gerty
It's not for the shy

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GoldenLady Tue 04-Jul-23 14:56:27

This dance is great if you're flirty
Or if you’re a dirty Gerty
It's not for the shy
Too proper to try

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Mollygo Tue 04-Jul-23 15:14:23

This dance is great if you're flirty
Or if you’re a dirty Gerty
It's not for the shy
Too proper to try
And favoured by those over thirty.

Your password must change once again

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VB000 Wed 05-Jul-23 10:53:37

Your password must change once again
It's not very good for my zen

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henetha Wed 05-Jul-23 11:09:57

Your password must change once again
It's not very good for my zen
Shall I write it down?

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GoldenLady Wed 05-Jul-23 18:46:43

Your password must change once again
It's not very good for my zen
Shall I write it down?
This time, use a noun?

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crazyH Wed 05-Jul-23 21:15:57

Your password must change once again
It's not very good for my zen
Shall I write it down?
This time, use a noun?
Too many, so I write them down

But then, upper or lower case ?

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GoldenLady Thu 06-Jul-23 15:14:15

But then, upper or lower case ?
So many decisions to face!

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Mollygo Thu 06-Jul-23 18:47:33

But then, upper or lower case ?
So many decisions to face!
And will I recall

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Jangran99 Thu 06-Jul-23 23:07:53

But then, upper or lower case ?
So many decisions to face!
And will I recall
The one I install

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crazyH Thu 06-Jul-23 23:48:05

But then, upper or lower case ?
So many decisions to face!
And will I recall
The one I install,
My memory has no more space

Could I delete some of my past

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Jangran99 Fri 07-Jul-23 00:07:46

Could I delete some of my past
The sad things that I have amassed

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crazyH Fri 07-Jul-23 00:19:11

Could I delete some of my past
The sad things that I have amassed
And create terabytes of space

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Mollygo Fri 07-Jul-23 03:14:18

Could I delete some of my past
The sad things that I have amassed
And create terabytes of space
For good stuff to replace

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henetha Fri 07-Jul-23 09:43:45

Could I delete some of my past
The sad things that I have amassed
Terabytes of space
For good stuff to replace
The many sad things which are vast.

Forget the past and just move on

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crazyH Fri 07-Jul-23 12:26:44

Forget the past and just move on
Forget that man , he was a con

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Juliet27 Fri 07-Jul-23 14:41:24

Forget the past and just move on
Forget that man , he was a con
I learnt in the end

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GoldenLady Fri 07-Jul-23 15:21:54

Forget the past and just move on
Forget that man , he was a con
I learnt in the end
He was not a true friend

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Jangran99 Fri 07-Jul-23 17:49:01

Forget the past and just move on
Forget that man , he was a con
I learnt in the end
He was not a true friend,
Ah well, pastures new now beckon.

My mind's glass is always half full

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Salti Sat 08-Jul-23 00:45:42

My mind's glass is always half full
And never with anything dull

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Mollygo Sat 08-Jul-23 09:04:31

My mind's glass is always half full
And never with anything dull
Be happy. I’ll try

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Jul-23 10:22:51

My mind's glass is always half full
And never with anything dull
Be happy. I’ll try
Though I may ask why

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crazyH Sat 08-Jul-23 10:46:41

My mind's glass is always half full
And never with anything dull
Be happy. I’ll try
Though I may ask why
Its always a struggle and pull

It’s going to be one those days

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