July 21 Limericks

Do you know the latest dance craze?
Its shocking in a number of ways,
It involves stripping
Hope there’s no gripping!
I'll wiggle my way in a haze

This dance is great if you're flirty

This dance is great if you're flirty
Or if you’re a dirty Gerty

This dance is great if you're flirty
Or if you’re a dirty Gerty
It's not for the shy

This dance is great if you're flirty
Or if you’re a dirty Gerty
It's not for the shy
Too proper to try

This dance is great if you're flirty
Or if you’re a dirty Gerty
It's not for the shy
Too proper to try
And favoured by those over thirty.

Your password must change once again

Your password must change once again
It's not very good for my zen

Your password must change once again
It's not very good for my zen
Shall I write it down?

Your password must change once again
It's not very good for my zen
Shall I write it down?
This time, use a noun?

Your password must change once again
It's not very good for my zen
Shall I write it down?
This time, use a noun?
Too many, so I write them down

But then, upper or lower case ?

But then, upper or lower case ?
So many decisions to face!

But then, upper or lower case ?
So many decisions to face!
And will I recall

But then, upper or lower case ?
So many decisions to face!
And will I recall
The one I install

But then, upper or lower case ?
So many decisions to face!
And will I recall
The one I install,
My memory has no more space

Could I delete some of my past

Could I delete some of my past
The sad things that I have amassed

Could I delete some of my past
The sad things that I have amassed
And create terabytes of space

Could I delete some of my past
The sad things that I have amassed
And create terabytes of space
For good stuff to replace

Could I delete some of my past
The sad things that I have amassed
Terabytes of space
For good stuff to replace
The many sad things which are vast.

Forget the past and just move on

Forget the past and just move on
Forget that man , he was a con

Forget the past and just move on
Forget that man , he was a con
I learnt in the end

Forget the past and just move on
Forget that man , he was a con
I learnt in the end
He was not a true friend

Forget the past and just move on
Forget that man , he was a con
I learnt in the end
He was not a true friend,
Ah well, pastures new now beckon.

My mind's glass is always half full

My mind's glass is always half full
And never with anything dull

My mind's glass is always half full
And never with anything dull
Be happy. I’ll try

My mind's glass is always half full
And never with anything dull
Be happy. I’ll try
Though I may ask why

My mind's glass is always half full
And never with anything dull
Be happy. I’ll try
Though I may ask why
Its always a struggle and pull

It’s going to be one those days