July 21 Limericks

We've now lost two dear old drag queens
Who really were brilliant comedians
Edna and Lily
Danny was frilly
We shall miss them from our screens

Australia has Anzac Day

We've now lost two dear old drag queens
Who really were brilliant comedians
Edna and Lily
Danny was frilly

We've now lost two dear old drag queens
Who really were brilliant comedians
Edna and Lily

We've now lost two dear old drag queens
Who really were brilliant comedians

“I have taken a wrong turn"
"The other car fancied a burn"
Please check your sat-nav,
Are they worth, to have,
Not sure my brain’s ready to learn

We’ve now lost two dear old drag queens 😢

"I have taken a wrong turn"
"The other car fancied a burn"
Please check your sat-nav,
Are they worth, to have,

"I have taken a wrong turn"
"The other car fancied a burn"
Please check your sat-nav,

"I have taken a wrong turn"
"The other car fancied a burn"

A policeman stopped me last night
"Why are you driving on the right?"
"It works well in France!"
"But you're in Penzance!!!"
"Well, my map reading skills aren't bright!"

"I have taken a wrong turn"

A policeman stopped me last night
“Why are you driving on the right?”
"It works well in France!"
“But you’re in Penzance!!!”

A policeman stopped me last night
“Why are you driving on the right?”
"It works well in France!"

A policeman stopped me last night
“Why are you driving on the right?”

Cameras and speed bumps abound
Is there anywhere they’re not found?
Driving used to be fun
Now there’s hit and run
And parking costs more than a pound

A policeman stopped me last night

Cameras and speed bumps abound
Is there anywhere they’re not found?
Driving used to be fun
Now there’s hit and run

Cameras and speed bumps abound
Is there anywhere they’re not found?
Driving used to be fun

Cameras and speed bumps abound
Is there anywhere they’re not found?

It's a bit like a trampoline
Or sometimes a big jumping bean
A real bone shaker
Or a hip breaker
Certainly not shiny and clean

Cameras and speed bumps abound

It's a bit like a trampoline
Or sometimes a big jumping bean
A real bone shaker
Or a hip breaker

It's a bit like a trampoline
Or sometimes a big jumping bean
A real bone shaker

It's a bit like a trampoline
Or sometimes a big jumping bean

Costing the least would be driving
But I might be late arriving
As potholes are deep
I'll drive my old jeep
It's springs are really surprising.

It's a bit like a trampoline

Costing the least would be driving
But I might be late arriving
As potholes are deep
I'll drive my old jeep

Costing the least would be driving
But I might be late arriving
As potholes are deep

Costing the least would be driving
But I might be late arriving

I’d see more countryside by trin
No airport queues, another gain,
Just zooming along
Like beats to a song
Flying can be such a pain!

Costing the least would be driving