July 21 Limericks

For gritty fare, Happy Valley
Its plot doesn’t dilly dally
I’ve not seen it yet
But I will, you bet
And then I shall do a tally

The sun’s shining through, I feel good

The sun's shining through, I feel good
Perhaps I can take off my hood

The sun's shining through, I feel good
Perhaps I can take off my hood
But keep your toes warm

The sun's shining through, I feel good
Perhaps I can take off my hood
But keep your toes warm
They're predicting a storm

The sun's shining through, I feel good
Perhaps I can take off my hood
But keep your toes warm
They're predicting a storm
I'd fly to the sun if I could!

The problem with Dancing on Ice

The problem with Dancing on Ice
I don’t watch so can’t be precise

The problem with Dancing on Ice
I don’t watch so can’t be precise
But I think if I tried,

The problem with Dancing on Ice
I don’t watch so can’t be precise
But I think if I tried,
I could skate with pride

The problem with Dancing on Ice
I don’t watch so can’t be precise
But I think if I tried,
I could skate with pride
Though watching me fall wouldn't be nice.

This is the groundhog's big day

This is the groundhog's big day
So what did its appearance say?

This is the groundhog's big day
So what did its appearance say?
Not much, I guess

This is the groundhog's big day
So what did its appearance say?
Not much, I guess
I have to confess

This is the groundhog's big day
So what did its appearance say?
Not much, I guess
I have to confess
But I hope it stays out to play.

Six more weeks of this dreich weather

Six more weeks of this dreich weather
To go outside I won't endeavor

Six more weeks of this dreich weather
To go outside I won't endeavor
My knees have the hump

Six more weeks of this dreich weather
To go outside I won't endeavor
My knees have the hump
I feel like a lump

Six more weeks of this dreich weather
To go outside I won't endeavor
My knees have the hump
I feel like a lump
I’m almost at the end of my darned tether.

The weather is mild here in the south ⛅️

The weather is mild here in the south ⛅️
Or so I've heard by word of mouth

The weather is mild here in the south ⛅️
Or so I've heard by word of mouth
At least it's not freezing

The weather is mild here in the south ⛅️
Or so I've heard by word of mouth
At least it's not freezing
If I could stop sneezing

The weather is mild here in the south ⛅️
Or so I've heard by word of mouth
At least it's not freezing
If I could stop sneezing
And the coughing, you and me both

They've got the weather forecast wrong

They've got the weather forecast wrong
They said spring would soon be along

They've got the weather forecast wrong
They said spring would soon be along
But still there’s a frost

They've got the weather forecast wrong
They said spring would soon be along
But still there’s a frost
I think spring got lost

They’ve got the weather forecast wrong
They said Spring would soon be along
But still there’s a frost
I think Spring got lost
It’s certainly not been and gone!

It’s been said that March might bring snow