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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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Jangran99 Tue 28-Feb-23 00:27:48

Washed down with a hot cup of tea
The elixir of life for me

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Juliet27 Tue 28-Feb-23 06:42:47

Washed down with a hot cup of tea
The elixir of life for me
A comfort indeed

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Jangran99 Wed 01-Mar-23 00:40:47

Washed down with a hot cup of tea
The elixir of life for me
A comfort indeed
If ever I need

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Juliet27 Thu 02-Mar-23 06:40:01

Washed down with a hot cup of tea
The elixir of life for me
A comfort indeed
If ever I need
Calm when I’m feeling all at sea

When Uncle Ted played in a band

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crazyH Thu 02-Mar-23 09:04:35

When Uncle Ted played in a band
He travelled all over the land

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Jane71 Thu 02-Mar-23 09:57:46

When Uncle Ted played in a band
He travelled all over the land
Played many a note

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henetha Thu 02-Mar-23 10:39:41

When Uncle Ted played in a band
He travelled all over the land
Played many a note,
Once, out on a boat

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GoldenLady Thu 02-Mar-23 15:18:31

When Uncle Ted played in a band
He travelled all over the land
Played many a note,
Once, out on a boat
He backed up The Beatles, how grand!

Old Lavinia thought she could sing

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Juliet27 Fri 03-Mar-23 07:17:07

Old Lavinia thought she could sing
But sadly she made my ears ring

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Jangran99 Fri 03-Mar-23 22:35:09

Old Lavinia thought she could sing
But sadly she made my ears ring
And made the dog howl

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Mar-23 07:29:54

Old Lavinia thought she could sing
But sadly she made my ears ring
And made the dog howl
But after his growl

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GoldenLady Sun 05-Mar-23 15:36:51

Old Lavinia thought she could sing
But sadly she made my ears ring
And made the dog howl
But after his growl
Her noise was no longer a thing.

Soon it will be St. Pat's Day

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henetha Mon 06-Mar-23 10:47:55

Soon it will be St. Pat's Day
Let's all wear a shamrock, I say,

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CazzJazz Mon 06-Mar-23 15:23:32

Soon it will be St.Pat's day
Let's all wear a shamrock, I say,
Drink lots of Guinness

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GoldenLady Mon 06-Mar-23 17:26:18

Soon it will be St.Pat's
Let's all wear a shamrock, I say,
Drink lots of Guinness
Sing with finesse

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Jane71 Mon 06-Mar-23 20:18:50

Soon it will be St.Pat's
Let's all wear a shamrock, I say,
Drink lots of Guinness
Sing with finesse
They'll be lots of music to play

But by evening many will be drunk

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Jangran99 Mon 06-Mar-23 22:36:21

By evening many will be drunk
Good Irish whiskey been sunk

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henetha Tue 07-Mar-23 10:12:57

By evening many will be drunk
Good Irish whiskey been sunk
So hang-overs now

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crazyH Tue 07-Mar-23 10:48:42

By evening many will be drunk
Good Irish whiskey been sunk
So hang-overs now
And many will row

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GoldenLady Tue 07-Mar-23 13:31:47

By evening many will be drunk
Good Irish whiskey been sunk
So hang-overs now
And many will row
These holidays are lots of bunk!

But we'll do it again next year

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Jangran99 Thu 09-Mar-23 00:51:16

But we'll do it again next year
I'll be wearing the green so dear

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Jane71 Thu 09-Mar-23 19:32:55

But we'll do it again next year
I'll be wearing the green so dear
But I'll lay off the drink

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crazyH Fri 10-Mar-23 00:29:11

But we'll do it again next year
I'll be wearing the green so dear
But I'll lay off the drink
Pour some down the sink

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GoldenLady Fri 10-Mar-23 13:35:31

But we'll do it again next year
I'll be wearing the green so dear
But I'll lay off the drink
Pour some down the sink
My plumbing especially likes beer.

"Danny Boy" will be heard in the pubs

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henetha Sun 12-Mar-23 11:02:54

"Danny Boy" will be heard in the pubs
Before getting drunk in clubs

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