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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 19-Dec-22 12:59:35

The Milk Tray box is now wide open
The kids have stuck their fingers in
My favourites - missing

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crazyH Sun 18-Dec-22 22:56:46

The Milk Tray box is now wide open
The kids have stuck their fingers in

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NanKate Sun 18-Dec-22 21:45:57

As the turkey's not had time to thaw
I put it in a hot bath for
Half an hour or so
And it's ready to go
It’s so delicious I want more.

The Milk Tray box is now wide open

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GoldenLady Sun 18-Dec-22 17:43:14

As the turkey's not had time to thaw
I put it in a hot bath for
Half an hour or so
And it's ready to go

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VB000 Sun 18-Dec-22 16:21:40

As the turkey's not had time to thaw
I put it in a hot bath for
Half an hour or so

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 18-Dec-22 16:09:26

As the turkey's not had time to thaw
I put it in a hot bath for

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:22:37

When the in-laws have had too much sherry
They get a bit overly "merry."
But then fall asleep
Counting some sheep
As they're boarding the Isle of Man ferry

As the turkey's not had time to thaw

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NanKate Sun 18-Dec-22 07:23:21

When the in-laws have had too much sherry
They get a bit overly "merry."
But then fall asleep
Counting some sheep

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Juliet27 Sun 18-Dec-22 07:09:10

When the in-laws have had too much sherry
They get a bit overly "merry."
But then fall asleep

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GoldenLady Sat 17-Dec-22 22:00:33

When the in-laws have had too much sherry
They get a bit overly "merry."

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sat 17-Dec-22 21:09:40

I'll finish my Christmas shopping
'Cos I feel as though I'm dropping
My purse now is light
Though I’m usually ‘tight’
And onto the sofa I'm flopping

When the in-laws have had too much sherry

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crazyH Fri 16-Dec-22 12:52:47

I'll finish my Christmas shopping
'Cos I feel as though I'm dropping
My purse now is light
Though I’m usually ‘tight’

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 16-Dec-22 12:42:25

I'll finish my Christmas shopping
'Cos I feel as though I'm dropping
My purse now is light

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Juliet27 Thu 15-Dec-22 21:29:43

I'll finish my Christmas shopping
‘Cos I feel as though I’m dropping

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 15-Dec-22 10:50:30

Secret Santas can be funny
But I'd rather have the money
No, toys are more fun
From board games I run
The prize - a big pot of honey

I'll finish my Christmas shopping

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crazyH Wed 14-Dec-22 17:09:14

Secret Santas can be funny
But I'd rather have the money
No, toys are more fun
From board games I run

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GoldenLady Wed 14-Dec-22 16:03:03

Secret Santas can be funny
But I'd rather have the money
No, toys are more fun

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henetha Wed 14-Dec-22 09:53:06

Secret Santas can be funny
But I'd rather have the money

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VB000 Wed 14-Dec-22 09:18:27

Secret Santas can be funny

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VB000 Wed 14-Dec-22 09:17:21

The mince pies are calling again
I try to resist them, in vain
Oh go on, just one
It’s less than a bun
And Santa's bringing me a crane!

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Juliet27 Wed 14-Dec-22 06:09:07

The mince pies are calling again
I try to resist them, in vain
Oh go on, just one
It’s less than a bun

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Dec-22 11:42:09

The mince pies are calling again
I try to resist them, in vain
Oh go on, just one

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henetha Mon 12-Dec-22 10:45:20

The mince pies are calling again
I try to resist them, in vain,

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VB000 Mon 12-Dec-22 09:14:42

The mince pies are calling again

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VB000 Mon 12-Dec-22 09:13:35

My cat is curled up next to me
As happy as felines can be
Till there’s a rustle
Twitch of a muscle
Oh there goes my nice Christmas tree!

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