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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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VB000 Wed 07-Jun-23 10:12:21

On the whole the reception went well
Although the in-laws didn't gel

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Salti Wed 07-Jun-23 12:29:33

On the whole the reception went well
Although the in-laws didn't gel
The page boy got drunk

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GoldenLady Wed 07-Jun-23 15:34:29

On the whole the reception went well
Although the in-laws didn't gel
The page boy got drunk
Someone brought their pet skunk

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CazzJazz Wed 07-Jun-23 17:41:18

On the whole the reception went well
Although the in-laws didn't gel
The page boy got drunk
Someone brought their pet skunk
Which left an atrocious smell!

Quite a few uninvited guests

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Juliet27 Wed 07-Jun-23 17:46:19

On the whole the reception went well
Although the in-laws didn't gel
The page boy got drunk
Someone brought their skunk
Evacuation due to smell

A chiropractor from Leicester

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Juliet27 Wed 07-Jun-23 17:48:42

Oooer…I was to busy watching tv and didn’t check before posting. SO….

On the whole the reception went well
Although the in-laws didn't gel
The page boy got drunk
Someone brought their pet skunk
Which left an atrocious smell!

Quite a few uninvited guests

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crazyH Wed 07-Jun-23 17:55:32

A chiropractor from Leicester
Thought he was the world’s great jester

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Jangran99 Wed 07-Jun-23 18:29:27

A chiropractor from Leicester
Thought he was the world’s great jester,
Lots of leg pulling

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Salti Wed 07-Jun-23 19:28:29

On the whole the reception went well
Although the in-laws didn't gel
The page boy got drunk
Someone brought their pet skunk
Which left an atrocious smell!
Not sure what has happened....but to follow on

Quite a few uninvited guests
They really were absolute pests

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GoldenLady Thu 08-Jun-23 14:24:42

Quite a few uninvited guests
They really were absolute pests
Consumed lots of food

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Juliet27 Thu 08-Jun-23 16:39:36

Quite a few uninvited guests
They really were absolute pests
Consumed lots of food
And ruined the mood

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henetha Fri 09-Jun-23 10:15:35

Quite a few uninvited guests
They really were absolute pests
Consumed lots of food
And ruined the mood,
The type that most of us detests.

A nudist went into a pub

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Juliet27 Fri 09-Jun-23 10:30:32

A nudist went into a pub
Must say it put me off my grub

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VB000 Fri 09-Jun-23 10:39:35

A nudist went into a pub
Must say it put me off my grub
But he wore his shoes

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Juliet27 Fri 09-Jun-23 13:16:59

A nudist went into a pub
Must say it put me off my grub
But he wore his shoes
Wish he’d worn his troos

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Salti Fri 09-Jun-23 14:13:52

A nudist went into a pub
Must say it put me off my grub
But he wore his shoes
Wish he’d worn his troos
And given his skin a good scrub

He sat down too near the dartboard

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Juliet27 Fri 09-Jun-23 18:59:24

He sat down too near the dartboard
Surely a risk he can’t afford.

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GoldenLady Fri 09-Jun-23 19:46:52

He sat down too near the dartboard
Surely a risk he can’t afford.
And what came to pass

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Jangran99 Sat 10-Jun-23 07:49:24

19:46GoldenLady

He sat down too near the dartboard
Surely a risk he can’t afford.
And what came to pass
Alack and alas

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henetha Sat 10-Jun-23 13:57:37

He sat down too near the dartboard
Surely a risk he can’t afford.
And what came to pass
Alack and alas,
A dart pricked him, bounced and then scored.

Some said "That'll teach him to strip"

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Salti Sat 10-Jun-23 14:04:20

Some said "That'll teach him to strip"
The dog growled and gave him a nip

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Ashcombe Sat 10-Jun-23 14:25:28

Some said "That'll teach him to strip"
The dog growled and gave him a nip
Wanting to play ball

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GoldenLady Sat 10-Jun-23 14:46:14

Some said "That'll teach him to strip"
The dog growled and gave him a nip
Wanting to play ball
He put on a shawl

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crazyH Sat 10-Jun-23 14:53:48

Some said "That'll teach him to strip"
The dog growled and gave him a nip
Wanting to play ball
He put on a shawl
To cover up his little ‘pip’ (sorry)

Fridge is empty, I feel hangry

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CazzJazz Sat 10-Jun-23 15:34:35

Fridge is empty, I feel hangry
I quite fancy something tangy

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