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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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henetha Thu 18-May-23 10:21:36

Though contact with a GP rare
The ones I found don't seem to care
They don’t seem to hear
The problem we fear
Well, I only went for a dare.

I'm really as fit as a flea

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Mollygo Thu 18-May-23 10:25:53

I'm really as fit as a flea
Though jumping’s not really for me.

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crazyH Thu 18-May-23 10:30:19

I'm really as fit as a flea
Though jumping’s not really for me.
More of a stroller

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VB000 Thu 18-May-23 11:15:30

I'm really as fit as a flea
Though jumping’s not really for me.
More of a stroller
If it's not polar

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GoldenLady Thu 18-May-23 15:34:00

I'm really as fit as a flea
Though jumping’s not really for me.
More of a stroller
If it's not polar
So many things out there to see!

I like touring places historical

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Juliet27 Thu 18-May-23 15:56:53

I tour places historical
Also ornithological

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Salti Thu 18-May-23 18:46:16

I tour places historical
Also ornithological
My children hate me

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Mollygo Thu 18-May-23 21:37:41

I tour places historical
Also ornithological
My children hate me
Grandchildren rate me

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Juliet27 Fri 19-May-23 06:47:42

I tour places historical
Also ornithological
My children hate me
Grandchildren rate me
They know study is logical

Does following mean it’s a chase?

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Mollygo Fri 19-May-23 08:18:59

Does following mean it’s a chase?
Or just that they’ve joined your fan base

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VB000 Fri 19-May-23 09:46:59

Does following mean it’s a chase?
Or just that they’ve joined your fan base
They should join the queue

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Salti Fri 19-May-23 12:56:21

Does following mean it’s a chase?
Or just that they’ve joined your fan base
They should join the queue
What! A queue of two

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GoldenLady Fri 19-May-23 14:25:13

Does following mean it’s a chase?
Or just that they’ve joined your fan base
They should join the queue
What! A queue of two
They're lately all over the place!

It's springtime! The songbirds are tweeting!

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Juliet27 Fri 19-May-23 14:41:39

It's springtime! The songbirds are tweeting!
Their nestlings just can’t stop eating

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CazzJazz Fri 19-May-23 15:17:57

It's springtime! The songbirds are tweeting!
Their nestlings just can't stop eating
Nature's new births

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Salti Fri 19-May-23 15:19:55

It's springtime! The songbirds are tweeting!
Their nestlings just can’t stop eating
They wake at first light

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Juliet27 Sat 20-May-23 12:09:47

It's springtime! The songbirds are tweeting!
Their nestlings just can’t stop eating
They wake at first light
Not ready for flight

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Mollygo Sat 20-May-23 12:16:39

It's springtime! The songbirds are tweeting!
Their nestlings just can’t stop eating
They wake at first light
Not ready for flight
Their cheeps mingle with the lambs bleating.

Hawthorn’s awash with white flowers

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 20-May-23 18:37:40

Hawthorn's awash with white flowers
And the heady scent, oh wow-ers

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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 06:03:01

Hawthorn's awash with white flowers
And the heady scent, oh wow-ers
A summer sure sign

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Crocus5 Sun 21-May-23 07:53:44

Hawthorn’s awash with white flowers
And the heady scent, oh wow-ers
A summer sure sign
And much more in line

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Salti Sun 21-May-23 09:44:57

Hawthorn’s awash with white flowers
And the heady scent, oh wow-ers
A summer sure sign
And much more in line
Than hailstones, winds and snow showers

Some dream about a simpler life

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henetha Sun 21-May-23 10:45:39

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife

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crazyH Sun 21-May-23 11:07:13

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?

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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 11:12:55

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍

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