More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

Though contact with a GP rare
The ones I found don't seem to care
They don’t seem to hear
The problem we fear
Well, I only went for a dare.

I'm really as fit as a flea

I'm really as fit as a flea
Though jumping’s not really for me.

I'm really as fit as a flea
Though jumping’s not really for me.
More of a stroller

I'm really as fit as a flea
Though jumping’s not really for me.
More of a stroller
If it's not polar

I'm really as fit as a flea
Though jumping’s not really for me.
More of a stroller
If it's not polar
So many things out there to see!

I like touring places historical

I tour places historical
Also ornithological

I tour places historical
Also ornithological
My children hate me

I tour places historical
Also ornithological
My children hate me
Grandchildren rate me

I tour places historical
Also ornithological
My children hate me
Grandchildren rate me
They know study is logical

Does following mean it’s a chase?

Does following mean it’s a chase?
Or just that they’ve joined your fan base

Does following mean it’s a chase?
Or just that they’ve joined your fan base
They should join the queue

Does following mean it’s a chase?
Or just that they’ve joined your fan base
They should join the queue
What! A queue of two

Does following mean it’s a chase?
Or just that they’ve joined your fan base
They should join the queue
What! A queue of two
They're lately all over the place!

It's springtime! The songbirds are tweeting!

It's springtime! The songbirds are tweeting!
Their nestlings just can’t stop eating

It's springtime! The songbirds are tweeting!
Their nestlings just can't stop eating
Nature's new births

It's springtime! The songbirds are tweeting!
Their nestlings just can’t stop eating
They wake at first light

It's springtime! The songbirds are tweeting!
Their nestlings just can’t stop eating
They wake at first light
Not ready for flight

It's springtime! The songbirds are tweeting!
Their nestlings just can’t stop eating
They wake at first light
Not ready for flight
Their cheeps mingle with the lambs bleating.

Hawthorn’s awash with white flowers

Hawthorn's awash with white flowers
And the heady scent, oh wow-ers

Hawthorn's awash with white flowers
And the heady scent, oh wow-ers
A summer sure sign

Hawthorn’s awash with white flowers
And the heady scent, oh wow-ers
A summer sure sign
And much more in line

Hawthorn’s awash with white flowers
And the heady scent, oh wow-ers
A summer sure sign
And much more in line
Than hailstones, winds and snow showers

Some dream about a simpler life

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍