More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

Spooky creatures stir at midnight
And graveyard ghosts make me turn white
They peer through windows
And the fear just grows
As their groaning gives me a fright!

I enjoy a good horror story

I enjoy a good horror story
Especially if it's gory

I enjoy a good horror story
Especially if it's gory
Ghosts on the prowl

I enjoy a good horror story
Especially if it's gory
Ghosts on the prowl
The hoot of an owl

enjoy a good horror story
Especially if it's gory
Ghosts on the prowl
The hoot of an owl
Dracula in all his glory

Now midnight is the witching hour

Now midnight is the witching hour
From ghosties we all will cower

Now midnight is the witching hour
From ghosties we all will cower
What’s that I just heard?

Now midnight is the witching hour
From ghosties we all will cower
What’s that I just heard?
As from sleep I stirred,

Now midnight is the witching hour
From ghosties we all will cower
What’s that I just heard?
As from sleep I stirred,
A spook? No, DH in the shower!

Now why would he shower at 2?

Now why would he shower at 2?
That's crazy to anyone who

Now why would he shower at 2?
That's crazy to anyone who
Is trying to sleep

Now why would he shower at 2?
That's crazy to anyone who
Is trying to sleep
I just want to weep

Now why would he shower at 2?
That's crazy to anyone who
Is trying to sleep
I just want to weep
As he's singing aloud now too!

My DH sings like a banshee

My DH sings like a banshee
He woke my neighbour up, and she

My DH sings like a banshee
He woke my neighbour up, and she
Read the riot act

My DH sings like a banshee
He woke my neighbour up, and she
Rushed out in the night

My DH sings like a banshee
He woke my neighbour up, and she
Rushed out in the night
She’d had such a fright

My DH sings like a banshee
He woke my neighbour up, and she
Rushed out in the night
She’d had such a fright
Called 999 to rescue me

Saved by a muscular young man

Saved by a muscular young man
Who was passing by in his van

Saved by a muscular young man
Who was passing by in his van
He stopped and said, ‘hi’,

Saved by a muscular young man
Who was passing by in his van
He stopped and said, ‘hi’,
“You’re in PJs! Why?

Saved by a muscular young man
Who was passing by in his van
He stopped and said, ‘hi’,
“You’re in PJs! Why?
Told him I’d escaped a madman.

He offered to give me a lift

He offered to give me a lift
My old man, , he was rather miffed

He offered to give me a lift
My old man, he was rather miffed
"Where to love?" he said