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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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Juliet27 Fri 30-Dec-22 09:43:57

Let’s help out the people in need
Let this be our New Year’s good deed
A cheery hello
A friendship can grow

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 30-Dec-22 13:58:46

Let's help out the people in need
Let this be our New year's good deed
A cheery hello
A friendship can grow
So let's be brave and take the lead.

HonoriaDedlock's dead strict

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Juliet27 Fri 30-Dec-22 16:36:36

HonoriaDedlock's dead strict
Errors she’s hoping to restrict

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Mollygo Fri 30-Dec-22 16:59:41

HonoriaDedlock's dead strict
Errors she’s hoping to restrict
Eight, eight, five, five, eight

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GoldenLady Sat 31-Dec-22 15:38:05

HonoriaDedlock's dead strict
Errors she’s hoping to restrict
Eight, eight, five, five, eight
Sometimes six works out great

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Squiffy Sat 31-Dec-22 15:39:45

HonoriaDedlock's dead strict
Errors she’s hoping to restrict
Eight, eight, five, five, eight
No chance of debate

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Mollygo Sat 31-Dec-22 15:49:41

HonoriaDedlock's dead strict
Errors she’s hoping to restrict
Eight, eight, five, five, eight
No chance of debate
The message has finally clicked.

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Juliet27 Sat 31-Dec-22 17:11:42

A new line is also the rule 😉

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Squiffy Sat 31-Dec-22 18:12:05

A new line is also the rule 😉
Honoria we cannot fool

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Mollygo Sat 31-Dec-22 18:19:03

A new line is also the rule 😉
Honoria we cannot fool
Sorry, I forgot,

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Nell8 Sat 31-Dec-22 18:48:02

A new line is also the rule
Honoria we cannot fool
Sorry, I forgot
Brains are in a knot

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Juliet27 Sun 01-Jan-23 06:52:29

A new line is also the rule
Honoria we cannot fool
Sorry, I forgot
Brains are in a knot
No worries, we’ll blame it on Yule!

Wonder what the New Year will bring

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henetha Sun 01-Jan-23 10:38:41

Wonder what the New Year will bring
A new Gov as we crown our King

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Mollygo Sun 01-Jan-23 10:39:56

Wonder what the New Year will bring
A new Gov as we crown our King
Peace in Ukraine

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Mollygo Sun 01-Jan-23 10:41:15

(Sorry I can’t count!)
Wonder what the New Year will bring
A new Gov as we crown our King
No war in Ukraine

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Juliet27 Mon 02-Jan-23 01:06:00

Wonder what the New Year will bring
A new Gov as we crown our King
No war in Ukraine
So many would gain

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Crocus5 Mon 02-Jan-23 09:19:03

Wonder what the New Year will bring
A new Gov as we crown our King
No war in Ukraine
So many would gain
And we eagerly await Spring

The nights are getting lighter now

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Juliet27 Mon 02-Jan-23 09:47:44

The nights are getting lighter now
But can’t say I’ve noticed somehow

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crazyH Mon 02-Jan-23 13:04:56

The nights are getting lighter now
But can’t say I’ve noticed somehow
Head is a-splitting

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 02-Jan-23 13:39:58

The nights are getting lighter now
But can't say I've noticed somehow
Head is a-splitting
Big chocs I'm quitting

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VB000 Mon 02-Jan-23 13:41:51

The nights are getting lighter now
But can't say I've noticed somehow
Head is a-splitting
Big chocs I'm quitting
Before I'm the size of a cow!

January sales have started

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Juliet27 Mon 02-Jan-23 13:45:07

January sales have started
From my savings I’ll be parted

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Squiffy Mon 02-Jan-23 14:10:12

January sales have started
From my savings I’ll be parted
Goodbye self-control

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Mollygo Mon 02-Jan-23 14:21:45

January sales have started
From my savings I’ll be parted
Goodbye self-control
In bargains I’ll roll

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GoldenLady Mon 02-Jan-23 15:46:51

January sales have started
From my savings I’ll be parted
Goodbye self-control
In bargains I’ll roll
And my money away will be carted.

Just ordered a lovely new sheet

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