Story No2 - One Sentence at a Time 📚

bloodied cloth over his hand - "oh no what happened to you ? " I yelled

“I just killed Auntie Nellie because she ….

"posted a naked photo of me doing.......

The Macarena with a rose between my teeth 🌺

I was so shocked at this information I.....

dropped my glass of gin , it shattered, glass splintering towards the man at the door .

Shouldn’t we be calling the police ?

Nah! Let's do the hoky-poky! C'mon, put your left foot in and..... - unless you think the police might join in?

A cheeky grin as he took his scarf off and threw it over the back of the hall chair

The old blighter, I haven't seen Uncle John for years , the last I heard he was somewhere in middle of India finding his path in life !

And here he is now with a bag tucked under his arm
I wonder what is in the bag as uncle John looked so happy with a big grin on his lips

Whatever it was was alive and trying to get out. He opened the bag and…..

Out jumped the cutest, most adorable pygmy marmoset monkey.

It climbed up the curtains and then sat on the rail you won’t believe what happened next.

Pygmy marmoset monkey picked up my mobile phone and started pressing the keys.
Who was he calling & who taught him how to use a mobile phone?

He was calling Aunty Joan, to tell her that Uncle John was flirting with all the women

Uncle John had stolen Pygmy Marmoset Monkey from Aunt Nellie's & was so angry at the cute little thing calling Aunty Joan and dobbing him in that he...

leaped off his chair to try and catch PMM , in the process tripped on the rug and went crashing into ....

My antique display case that contained my prized & treasured......

Collection of vintage salt shakers I'd pinched from restaurants over many years.
I'm not proud of this, but.....

It was something that I had to do.
I really wanted to kick the habit, as I running out of room to display them.
If only I could find ….

A rich old man who would buy me......

A big house in the countryside with a

Cellar to store my saltcellars 😄 and ………

With one foot in the grave and the other on a banana skin... I can see me playing the merry widow...