Story No2 - One Sentence at a Time 📚

But what if he's more agile than he looks and I'm stuck with...

But not for long Do you think I’m not too old to find myself a toy boy

Who will be my partner for all the glamorous events I want to attend ...

pen in his hand with which he proceeded to write poetry 'I'm lovely Rita, meter maid..........' he sang loudly as the neighbours joined in.

Whoops sorry. I messed that up. Please ignore above.

'I will' cried my grandma, I'll just fetch my ball gown........

Grandma opened the big old chest ,where she last stored her dress , "Ohh " she cried

The moths have been at it and its full of holes ...

But never mind, I can wear my old.......

Bridesmaids dress. The wine stains barely noticeable, ohh what a night that was she reminiscent

should read reminisced sorry

Fondly remembering the shin dig after her Sister Nellie's wedding to Jaun Carlos the flamenco dancer they met when on holiday together in Torremolinos.
However, what Nellie didn't know was that...

Juan Carlos was already married with six kids and ...

Was regretting it.

Especially when Jaun Carlos's wife turned up at the wedding reception!

Juanita (Juan Carlos' wife) had found out about the bigamous wedding via....

Facebook!

Facebook, when she was searching for dog beds for sale. "Ah well" she said " I'll just have to"....

Flaming well confront that fat flamenco dancer - I'll book myself a.....

ticket to South America so I can make a quick getaway after I've shot him, the two-timing son of a...............

b***h! So off to the travel agent to book her ticket, where she found ...

that her passport was out of date and so had to .......

Rethink her options. Instead she decided to …..

...go on a cruise to the fiords with her friend Mandy but unfortunately the ship was........

going the wrong way …..

....and ended up in the Bahamas......Never mind, cried Mandy, stripping off to her bikini, I'll just.........