Story No2 - One Sentence at a Time 📚

It was missing out the fjords completely much to the horror of Mandy and her companion

we got 2 storylines at same time so i will carry on with bottom one just because its there sorry NOTTOOOLD

What to do ?? Only one thing , "Let's find the bar , there must be one on this old rust bucket " Mandy said

They soon found the bar filled with two foot of dirty water. Seems like the ship was sinking and ...

They clambered up on deck and found that some of the crew were already in a lifeboat

I thought there was an outdated passport in the back story but hey ho ‼️

and there was no room left for them. Hey ho folks, looks like they will have to swim for it to the nearest land which is ...

100 miles away. "We will never make it , let's find something that will float , it will give us sometime , surely they sent an sos" said a young man from behind. So they grabbed a ....

Space hopper from the Games Room and …..

Jumped into the last life boat and Started to bash folks about with the space Hopper!
This caused ......

a bit of a fight and there were a lot of bloody noses and swear words. Eventually ..

there was only Mandy and the young barman left in the lifeboat , both battered and bruised they floated towards

the distant horizon. In the distance they saw another craft approaching flying the dreaded flag of the skull and cross bones ...

But fortunately it was a pirate radio ship, full of ageing DJs playing non stop 60s music 🎶, who welcomed them aboard...

I got all giddy when I saw Tony Blackburn, who

Despite being eighty still looked good for his age. He was dancing around more like a man at least fifteen years younger
Then he said to Mandy …

What do you think about going on Strictly if we ever get out of this mess?

Sounds good to me said Mandy Thinking of all those gorgeous dresses and secretly thinking I wouldn’t mind the slow waltz. But don’t fancy the jive
Mandy woke up with a jolt when ……

Her alarm went off...

Slowly she woke up in a lovely comfy bed Mandy looked around her and didn’t recognise where she was Neither did she recognise the man lying next to her

because she had never seen him before in her life. He was as handsome as a film star but ...

Then she realised he was not sleeping, he was unconscious.

after a few minutes of watching him , she relised he hadn't taken a breath, cautiously she gave him a small shove - no reaction , so she pushed him harder

He was wearing a gorilla costume made of nylon and it smelt a bit 'iffy', plus he was also ......

apparently, dead? Mandy quickly grabbed her things and left the room, exiting to find...

Mandy still did not recognise where she was. As she walked through several rooms and down a flight of stairs she could hear what sounded like police sirens getting closer

Worried, disoriented and with a horrible smell seemingly following her, Mandy found a fire exit door and ....