Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

Chemotherapy is a therapy for Mother and could be the key (che) to being ‘appy.

What is key?

Chemotherapy at one time meant antibiotics to cure bacterial infections whereas now it seems to refer to chemical treatment for cancer.

What is cancer?

Sorry I seem to have posted out of synch for the third time. What am I doing wrong?

Caleb -If I’ve spent quite a while with my response, I usually copy it and click on ‘last’ to see if I’ve been beaten to it before pasting.

don’t worry Caleo , keep posting 🙂

What is cancer?

Cancer is a sign of the zodiac represented by a crab.

What is a crab?

But I should check my spellings before I post!! 🙄

Crab is an anagram of the first name and initial of the Scottish actor, Rab C. Nesbitt, who is very funny.

What is funny?

A funny can tickle someone’s fancy

What is a fancy

A fancy is the response to someone asking, "What is this thing?" It's a fan see.

What is a response?

A response is when you've sponged your grandson down in the shower, only to discover that when you turned your back he got hold of the bath crayons and drew on his tummy, so you have to re-sponse him.

What is a crayon?

A crayon is actually a canyon, like the Grand Canyon, written about by someone who can't spell.

What is Grand

Grand is someone who can spend a thousand pounds on a bottle of wine for dinner.

What is wine?

Wine is beaded bubbles winking at the brim and purple stained mouth

Keats wrote it. Who was he?

Keats wrote ‘The Eve of St. Agnes’

Who or what was Eve ?

Eve was the partner of Adam and they lived in paradise, before she ate a bad apple.

What is paradise?

Ah now para dies is when a parachutist dices with death
What is death ?

Death is when you have so much wax in your ears that you can’t hear and go death.

What is wax?

Wax is antonym of wane

What is wane?

Wane plays really good football. He also upsets his wife from time to time.

What is upset?

An upset is a childish way of describing an upper set of dentures.

What’s an upper ?

Someone who considers themselves to be from a social class above the common people.

What is common?

There is not much common land left in Britain .Most of the land is in private ownership and common land has been bought up by developers.

What is Britain?

Britain is great, although not everyone agrees these days, sadly.

What is sadly?

Sadly is when you're riding a horse and the saddle is too loose, and slips to one side.

What is loose?