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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

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biglouis Sat 21-Jan-23 10:28:16

(BROOUGHT FORWARD FROM LAST GAME)

What is wisdom?

A type of document used by wizards to help cast their spells.

What are documents?

Caleo Sat 25-Feb-23 13:52:04

Too loose is how you pronounce the name of a town in France.

What is France?

Doodle Sat 25-Feb-23 13:52:55

Loose is a row of portable toilets.

What is portable?

Doodle Sat 25-Feb-23 13:53:54

Sorry Caleo crossed posts.
You were first.

What is France?

Caleo Sat 25-Feb-23 13:55:41

Portable is moveable. In France they call furniture the French word for immovables if I am not mistaken.

What is furniture?

Caleo Sat 25-Feb-23 13:57:06

Haha we are working in parallel!

I like Govende!

NanKate Sat 25-Feb-23 16:20:15

Furniture is what stoneage people didn’t have.

What is the stoneage ?

Squiffy Sat 25-Feb-23 16:27:59

The stoneage was mainly in the 60s when hippies overdid their recreational cigarettes.

What is recreational?

Doodle Sat 25-Feb-23 22:01:05

Recreational is when you create something but don’t think it’s that good so you do it again.

What is create?

MrsKen33 Sun 26-Feb-23 05:31:24

It is a big wooden box for carrying things like wine.

What is box?

Doodle Sun 26-Feb-23 06:45:29

Box is when you have a fight with someone over your hedge.

What is hedge?

Retread Sun 26-Feb-23 08:25:07

A hedge has something to do with a fund for very rich individuals.

What is an individual?

NanKate Sun 26-Feb-23 09:23:25

An individual is an ancient Indian God.

What is ancient ?

Mollygo Sun 26-Feb-23 09:42:07

Ancient is an age that recedes as you approach it.

What is approach?

BlueBelle Sun 26-Feb-23 09:47:28

A proach is a specially cooked egg if you have a speech impediment
What is speech?

Caleo Sun 26-Feb-23 11:23:27

Speech is peculiar to humans because of the anatomy of our mouths and larynges.

What is a mouth?

Retread Sun 26-Feb-23 11:38:06

A river has a mouth. And often a delta.

What is a delta?

biglouis Sun 26-Feb-23 12:27:32

Delta is an American airline with very snippy cabin crew and uncomfortable seats.

What is an airline?

Caleo Sun 26-Feb-23 12:29:37

An airline is the space I make for the dog to breathe when he is under the duvet.
What is a duvet

NanKate Sun 26-Feb-23 12:47:17

A duvet is a vet who agrees to clip your cat’s toe nails 😳

What are nails ?

Squiffy Sun 26-Feb-23 13:34:25

Nails are what you spit when you’re REALLY angry.

What is spit?

TillyTrotter Sun 26-Feb-23 17:12:11

Spit is what sportspeople do in front of the camera and IMO it is disgusting,

What else is disgusting?

Retread Mon 27-Feb-23 07:27:17

Disgusting is when you clean a particularly dusty area behind the sofa that hasn't been moved for 6 months.

What is a sofa?

Retread Mon 27-Feb-23 07:29:02

(I meant to add "and a gust of wind blows the dust all over the room") grin - but back to:

What is a sofa?

NanKate Mon 27-Feb-23 07:45:27

London to Edinburgh is so fa in my opinion.

What is an opinion ?

Doodle Mon 27-Feb-23 11:07:04

Opinion is when about to perform a messy task in the kitchen you think - o pinny on.

What is performing?

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