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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

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biglouis Sat 21-Jan-23 10:28:16

(BROOUGHT FORWARD FROM LAST GAME)

What is wisdom?

A type of document used by wizards to help cast their spells.

What are documents?

Caleo Mon 27-Feb-23 11:21:54

Performing is the opposite of procrastinating.

What is opposite?

Squiffy Mon 27-Feb-23 11:45:51

Oppo site is the location on a person where surgery is to be carried out.

What is surgery?

biglouis Mon 27-Feb-23 13:42:48

Gerry building is unsafe so gerry operations are probably a bit risky too!

What are operations?

Caleo Mon 27-Feb-23 18:01:37

Operations are important works that merit a long label.

What is merit?

NanKate Tue 28-Feb-23 09:07:47

Merit is what I wrote when I was five.

What is five ?

biglouis Tue 28-Feb-23 10:29:02

Five is similar to a hive but fewer bees live there.

What are bees?

TillyTrotter Tue 28-Feb-23 10:29:22

Five 5 is the square root of 25.

What is a square?

swampy1961 Tue 28-Feb-23 14:04:13

A square is some one who is organised, logical and supposedly hardworking!!

What is organised?

Retread Tue 28-Feb-23 14:19:09

Organised is a type of crime.

What is a crime?

Ali08 Tue 28-Feb-23 14:33:37

Saying is what you do when you fall off a swing, having lost the 'w' on the way to the ground.

What is ground?

Caleo Tue 28-Feb-23 16:00:04

Americans call mince "ground beef".

Who are Americans?

NanKate Tue 28-Feb-23 22:11:58

Americans are people who say skedule instead of schedule.

What is a schedule ?

MrsKen33 Wed 01-Mar-23 01:30:49

A shed Yule is a Christmas shed.

What is a shed?

Juliet27 Wed 01-Mar-23 06:50:04

Shed is what your dog does with his hair just after you’ve vacuumed.

What is a vacuum

Retread Wed 01-Mar-23 07:16:18

A vacuum is what occurs when the next player takes ages to post on this game.

What is occur?

henetha Wed 01-Mar-23 10:05:27

Occur is what someone says to their dog who just ate the sausages. Oh cur!

What are sausages?

Mollygo Wed 01-Mar-23 10:18:17

SOS ages are calls for help across the years.

YEARS

biglouis Wed 01-Mar-23 10:37:18

Years are something you look back upon and wonder where they went.

What is wonder?

Caleo Wed 01-Mar-23 11:12:19

I wonder why I love you after what you did to me.

What is force of habit?

MrsKen33 Wed 01-Mar-23 12:55:00

It’s getting a size 22 monk into a size 14 habit.

What is a monk?

NanKate Wed 01-Mar-23 13:58:33

A monk is a monkey who has lost his front door key 🔑

What is a key ?

Retread Wed 01-Mar-23 17:43:07

Mrs Ken! 😂

A key is what you need to stick with or else your singing is likely to be flat.

What is flat?

NanKate Wed 01-Mar-23 18:50:49

A flat is a type of coffee ☕️

What is coffee?

LadyHonoriaDedlock Wed 01-Mar-23 19:28:23

Coffee is what brings sense into a new day.

What is sense?

Caleo Wed 01-Mar-23 19:34:43

In Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen, sensibility is represented by Marianne who expressed all her feelings, and sense is represented by Elinor who hid her feelings in order to be reasonable and helpful.

What behaviour is helpful?

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