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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

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biglouis Sat 21-Jan-23 10:28:16

(BROOUGHT FORWARD FROM LAST GAME)

What is wisdom?

A type of document used by wizards to help cast their spells.

What are documents?

MrsKen33 Sat 01-Apr-23 18:13:57

It is when someone has everything, and you possibly nothing .

What is nothing ?

Caleo Sat 01-Apr-23 19:19:55

Nothing is an idea that entirely depends on the idea of something.

What is something?

Retread Sun 02-Apr-23 10:41:06

"Something" is a favourite word in song lyrics e.g.

"Something tells me I'm into something good ..." OR

"Something in the way she moves, attracts me like no other lover ..."

What is a lover?

Caleo Sun 02-Apr-23 11:20:39

An ad that I submitted to The Scotsman newspaper was automatically refused (1980s) because my ad contained the phrase "animal lover".

Is thinking an evil thought shameful?

biglouis Sun 02-Apr-23 11:27:32

Not unless you live in 1984 and the "thought police" catch you out.

What are police?

Caleo Sun 02-Apr-23 12:11:31

The police is an institution which should be a servant of the people not a servant of a political party.

What is a party?(expressive opinions solicited!)

biglouis Mon 03-Apr-23 15:45:47

A party is a clique of individuals who profess a similar political agenda.

What is a clique?

Retread Mon 03-Apr-23 17:53:57

A clique is a group of individuals of similar interests and goals who feel that they "click", get on well together.

What is an individual?

Caleo Mon 03-Apr-23 20:06:19

An individual exists by contrast with an aggregate.

What is aggregate?

Squiffy Mon 03-Apr-23 20:36:56

Mono Polly is a parrot who can only talk in monotones.

What is monotone?

Squiffy Mon 03-Apr-23 20:38:54

Sorry! I was on the wrong page 🙄

Doodle Mon 03-Apr-23 20:52:04

Better late than never Squiffy 🤣

Retread Tue 04-Apr-23 08:39:14

Aggregate is when you are a little bit aggro because the gate you are trying to open is stuck.

What is stuck?

Caleo Tue 04-Apr-23 10:05:24

A prejudice stuck to me and I did not know it.

What is a prejudice?

Juliet27 Tue 04-Apr-23 10:34:36

It’s a prelude to a dice drinking game with juice rather than alcohol.

What is prelude

Squiffy Tue 04-Apr-23 11:04:35

Doodle, Typical me at the moment! blush

Prelude is a warm-up before playing Ludo.

What is before?

Wheniwasyourage Tue 04-Apr-23 12:39:55

B for mutton.

What is mutton?

biglouis Tue 04-Apr-23 17:28:58

Mutton can be dressed as lamb when someone tries to conceal their age.

What is dressed?

swampy1961 Tue 04-Apr-23 20:01:01

A crab is dressed - usually to make it look a bit fancy with dill, lemon, mayonnaise and black pepper.

What is dill?

Caleo Tue 04-Apr-23 21:09:54

Dill is an edible herb you can buy a bunch of from Tesco.

What is Tesco?

MrsKen33 Wed 05-Apr-23 03:27:17

Tesco is a company of someone named Tess.

What is company?

BlueBelle Wed 05-Apr-23 05:20:31

Company is a word often heard in the evening when Penny s mum calls her in for bedtime
What is evening ?

Juliet27 Wed 05-Apr-23 07:49:03

Eve’s surname is Ning which is Chinese for peaceful.

What is surname

Caleo Wed 05-Apr-23 08:32:17

My surname is originally Gaelic and is not flattering .

What is flattering?

biglouis Wed 05-Apr-23 09:23:26

The opposite of flattening, inflating something instead of smoothing it down

What is inflating?

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