Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

In flating is when you take a deep breath and hold it in so you can float in deep water.

What is deep?

Deep as in thoughtful is okay but deep as in circuitous is not nice.

What does ' nice ' mean?

Nice has several meanings. Halfway between awful and wonderful. A town in France or a good biscuit for dunking. Take your pick.

What is’pick’?

Pick is a smaller than normal picture, a little itty bitty one
What is smaller ?

Smaller is the nickname of the youngest member of the Tallbone family.

What is a nickname?

Its about an individual called Nicholas who does not mind his name being abbraviated.

What is abbreviated?

Abbreviated makes me tired when it's a set of initial letters that I forget the meaning of.

What is it to forget?

It is to lose a train of thought - might be your shopping list or how to do something that you could do standing on your head.

What is standing?

He’s a campanologist known to friends as StanDing

What’s a campanologist

Someone who loves to camp out within the sound of church bells

What is a church?

A church is when the late Sean Connery spoke about shoulders (soldiers) doing a search (church).

What are shoulders?

They are quite hard places to cry on..

What is hard?

Something that men get when they are stimulated.

What is stimulated?

Stimulated or "stimming" helps some people who have autism to cope better.

What is cope?

It's my pension!! Not as much as I deserve but then life was never fair was it?

What is deserve?

De-serve is when a restaurant customer is rude to the waiting staff and the waiting staff remove the dishes that they have just served.

What is a restaurant?

It is a form of restraint that haunts you forever.

What is forever?

It’s often an idle promise to achieve a target

What is achieve

Achieve is the noise you make when you have a very tight sneeze.

What is tight?

Tight is a polite name for when you have had a little too much to drink.

What is polite?

Polite is a parrot who doesn’t weigh very much.

What is weigh?

Weigh is one of the English spellings that make little phonetic sense unless you are familiar with (I suspect) Anglo Saxon.

What is spelling?

Correct spelling is something which pedants feel is very important.

What are pedants?

A Pendant is something that hangs round your neck you can have two, or three even if you want and they can match earrings too whats a neck ?

It's that bit of the human anatomy that attaches your head to the rest of your body.

What is anatomy?