Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

Anatomy is the academic discipline that deals with the biological structure of animals.

What are animals?

AnnaTommy is the short name for a celebrity couple, you know, like Brangelina or similar.

What is celebrity?

Oops ignore mine, it's lame anyway I was on the wrong page.

Animals are animated males.

What are males?

Males are things that come through the post box in the morning

What is postbox?

I liked your ‘anatomy’ Retread

It’s when F1 drivers are in the pits after being called in by the word Box

What are pits

The hairy bits under your arms.

What is under?

Thanks, Juliet This is such a fun game.

Under is where I refuse to go when I'm feeling low.

What is low?

Lowing is the sound routinely made by cattle.

What are cattle?

Cattle have cloven hoofs.

What else is cloven?

Fat finger texting for clover.

What is fat?

Fat is what you cook your goose in or if she say it in a very posh voice then it’s something your bottom does when you don’t want it to
What is goose

It’s something you wouldn’t want to do to a bottom that’s just done what’s described above - i.e pinch it

What is pinch

Bluebelle

Pinch is what you do when you have an urgency and need the loo.

What is urgency?

Urgency is can't wait.

What is cant?

Cant often goes with hypocrisy when someone wants to show how virtuous they are.

What is virtuous?

Virtuous is when you chew covertly in a restaurant on a mouthful of tough rump steak.

What is a mouthful?

A mouthful is what you get when you cross the road in front of a driver who thinks you shouldn't be there if you're not in a car.

What is a driver?

Well there’s Minnie, a sort of golf club, or a doctor who dives.
Which ever is most plausible.

What is plausible?

Plausible is a word we use when we don't really believe what someone is saying however cleverly they say it.

What is a someone?

Someone is an unknown or unspecified person usually in a disagreeable situation

What is disagreeable?

Dis agreeable is when you diss a person you are unable to agree with about a complex situation.

What is complex?

It’s the laxative version of Complan

What is laxative

Laxative is - oh, excuse me, must rush to the loo....

What is the loo?

Loo is an old card game where the winner of the trick takes the pool while the losers pay in to the next pool.

What's trick?