Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

Someone having a heavy hat parked on their head with a lot of fuss and flummery.

What is fuss?

Making a fuss is not having suss when faced with a dilemma.

What is a dilemma?

Dill is a herb which aunt Emma included in many of her family recipes - thus Dill-Emma.

What is a herb?

It’s a decision to take the transgender route - her plan B

What is decision

Decision is the process of making a choice or judgement and is not always straightforward.

What is a choice?

A choice is where you decide to go left or right, or to have that last piece of cake or not, or to vote or not for the governing party that everyone on GN slates or support Liverpool FC and not Manchester UFC. We make choices everyday - not always wise ones!!
What is party?

A party is when you use your lucky tee in a game of golf to play at par.

What is a game?

When you are "game" you are ready to do something a bit difficult like parachuting from a plane.

What is parachuting?

When you take your life in your hands and throw yourself out of an aeroplane in the hope that the canopy above you will gently float you back down to earth!

What is canopy?

Canopy is when you open a can of worms.

What are worms?

Worms is a beautiful city in Germany and quite unlike those unpleasant wriggly things that are used as fish bait.

What is bait?

Bait is what Geordie's call their meals.

What are meals?

They often travel on wheels

What is travel

Travel is a way to see and experience new places and people.

What is experience?

Experience is when an ex lover tried to tell you that peering into people's windows like a Peeping Tom was something he did in the interests of science.

What is peeping?

Pee ping is when a man goes for a wee and it lands on something metal.

Sorry for lowering the tone

What is metal?

Oh now metal is when I go to town to meet Al and I tell everyone “Today I went to town and met Al”
What is a town

Town (spelled Towyn locally) is a small community in North Wales where we went for caravan holidays when I was a kid.

What is a caravan?

A caravan is a car that grows up to be a van.

What is grow?

It’s a warning that a dog gives you…it’s not quite a growl

What is a warning?

Its what the police give you when the incident is not serious enough for a formal charge.

What are police?

Police is a slang word for parrots.

What is slang?

Slang is an informal way of speaking. Examples of slang may be found on the website Urban Dictionary.

What is urban?

An ur (‘er)ban is when a woman is forbidden to go somewhere where only ‘ims can go.

What is forbidden?

Its when someone who cannot spell is voting "for" Joe Biden.

What is voting?