Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

Voting is what you do despite having Hobson's Choice when it comes to candidates in an election.

What is a candidate?

(Candidate 0r candydate) This is a date with a cheapskate partner who only buys you candy rather than a nice dinner.

what is cheapskate?

Cheap skate is what people might buy if they can’t afford halibut. If there’s a slightest hint of ammonia, don’t touch it.

What is ammonia?

Ammonia is when you keep your ammo in 'ere (taps head) when you're having a row with your partner and you bring up old grievances.

What is a grievance?

Haha, a habit of mine I’m afraid!

Grie is an urban expression meaning to grow and die in equal measure, as when a hero (called Vance) loses a limb but gains power.

What is power?

He’s a borrower who pays back what he owes.

What is a borrower?

Juliet27

^Haha, a habit of mine I’m afraid!^

A borrow-er is when someone borrows from you and then errs in returning the item.

What is an item?

An item is something listed on Ebay which may or may not arrive in the mail when you buy it.

What is mail?

Mail is delivered daily (or not!) by postmen and comprises bills, birthday cards and other paperwork.

What are bills?

Bills are bl****dy ills that make our lives difficult.

What is difficult?

Diffi is a You-tube star and being one of his followers is like being in a cult, hence Diffi-cult.

What are followers?

Do you remember a book about the Borrowers? Well the followers is all about little people who follow you - can give you the chills like someone is watching you!!

What is chills?

Chills may be part of a fever. There's that song about "fever when you hold me tight..." 🎵🎶

What is tight?

A tight is what you wear when you’ve laddered one leg of your tights and cut it off. 2 x 1 leg = tights

What is laddered?

It’s when you’re just short of being blotto

What is blotto?

Lotto is the name of the national lottery and those who have a big win often go out and get b-lotto very quickly!

what is a win?

A whin is when a horse breaks off mid noise because a fly goes up its nose.

What is noise?

Noise is when you have your whisky straight up (no ice).

What is a whisky?

A whisky is a kitchen tool used to mix things up - like cake mixture or cream.

What is mixture?

Another work for mixture is melange - the name given to a spice which comes from the planet Dune and enables one to see into the future.

What is spice?

Life is apparently a variety of spices.

What is life?

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

What is a box?

A box is something your ears got in the old days if you were naughty
What is naughty?

The best experiences in life are often naughty but nice!

What are experiences?