Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

A rush to the toilet when you’re feeling sickly

What is a toilet

Quick used to mean alive, (e.g. quick lime ) and quickly still mean sort of lively .
What is a sense?

A sense of what is going on around us is something we should all have. But many don't!

What is a don't?

Oops, I should have done toilet. So:

A toilet is something you may urgently need when you have a sense that you have a pressing problem! But some don't, and then have to run!

What is a don't?

A don’t is something you should do, but prevaricate, and then don’t.

What is prevaricate?

It’s pre med before a varicose vein removal.

What is varicose

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Varicose is when you've had a very close call and you're trying to tell someone but you are falling over the words in your panic.

What is a panic?

A panic is the wee frying pan made for one egg

What is an egg?

To egg is to encourage a person to do something that is daring or unwise

What is daring?

Daring is very bad darning.

What is darning ?

Darning is when you are frustrated all day long and say "Darn it" as things go wrong.

What is frustrated?

Frustrated is a surgical procedure which means you are unable to have sex.

What is surgical?

Surgical procedures used to be fatal before the germ theory of disease .

What is disease?

Disease is when you are not at ease, that is uncomfortable.

What is uncomfortable?

That feeling when you know you have dropped a social clanger!!

What is clanger?

Anyone remember the Clangers? They live on a small moon planet and eat only green soup and talk in funny squeaky noises.

What is a planet?

To planet (plane it) is what carpenters do to lengths of wood when they are making something.

What is a length?

still have a pink Clanger toy that still makes the noise!

A length is a frustrating time you spend on the phone trying to get through to your GP

What is a phone

A "smart" phone is one which is smart enough to stay in the box!

What is a box?

A box is like when you want to put a pox on someone, but you give them a box on the nose instead of putting a curse on them. So the punishment is short and sweet (Bit aggressive I know )

What is a curse?

A curse is a curiously shaped purse to hold your pennies.

What is a penny?

A penny is what you used to put in a slot when at the Ladies.

What is a Lady?

My grandma has a saying that a Lady is a woman in whose presence a man becomes a Gentleman.

What is a saying?

A saying is considered to be a wise comment - many would disagree I'm sure!!

What is disagree?

Disagree is what assertive people can do.

What is : can do?