Gransnet forums

Games

Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

(1001 Posts)
biglouis Sat 21-Jan-23 10:28:16

(BROOUGHT FORWARD FROM LAST GAME)

What is wisdom?

A type of document used by wizards to help cast their spells.

What are documents?

Retread Wed 15-Feb-23 15:44:48

Can do is having a willingness to do things, as opposed to "no can do" which is what you say when you are missing the can-do gene.

What is a gene?

Doodle Wed 15-Feb-23 16:35:34

A gene is what pops out of a brass lamp if you rub it.

What is brass?

BlueBelle Wed 15-Feb-23 17:32:25

Brass is what monkeys get when the6 are very cold
What are monkeys ?

NanKate Wed 15-Feb-23 20:19:52

Monkeys are animals that pick fleas off each other.

What are fleas ?

Retread Wed 15-Feb-23 20:41:32

A fleas is a jacket you wear when it is cold out. Sheeps have fleases too.

What is a sheep?

Caleo Wed 15-Feb-23 20:50:36

Do ewe know what a sheep is?

What does it mean to know?

Mollygo Wed 15-Feb-23 21:11:18

To know is when you feel so aware of
something that you can say no to everything else.

What is aware?

TillyTrotter Wed 15-Feb-23 21:19:05

To sell a ware is similar to peddling your goods.

What is peddling?

Ashcombe Wed 15-Feb-23 21:25:35

Peddling is how you keep a bicycle moving.

What is moving?

Caleo Thu 16-Feb-23 09:53:51

Moving house is a lot of stress and anxiety.

What is a house?

henetha Thu 16-Feb-23 10:16:53

House is the plural of how. It's when you wonder lots of different things at the same time.

What is wonder?

biglouis Thu 16-Feb-23 10:51:17

"Der" is a masculine noun in German so Won-Der means you have won a German man. Congrats!

What is masculine?

Doodle Thu 16-Feb-23 10:57:39

biglouis 🤣

Masculine is a long line of lots of people queuing for the sales.

What are sales?

Squiffy Thu 16-Feb-23 11:40:47

Sales are what propels a yacht through the water.

What is water?

Mollygo Thu 16-Feb-23 14:45:23

Water mess you made is what people say when you spill your drink.

What is spill?

NanKate Thu 16-Feb-23 15:42:23

A spill is what you light your pipe with.

What is a pipe?

Retread Thu 16-Feb-23 15:53:46

Pipe (Pippi Longstocking) is a popular character in children's books.

What is a character?

MrsKen33 Thu 16-Feb-23 16:21:19

It is a female actor playing a cleaning lady.

What is female?

Caleo Thu 16-Feb-23 19:09:31

A female is a spare rib from Adam.

What is a spare?

Mollygo Thu 16-Feb-23 22:48:40

What is a spare? 🤣🤣🤣 sorry-I thought of a book!

A spare is what I carry with me when I’m going somewhere in a white T-shirt.

What is carry?

MrsKen33 Fri 17-Feb-23 01:02:12

Boris’s wife.

What is a wife ?

TillyTrotter Fri 17-Feb-23 08:10:57

Wife (wifi) is a hot spot you connect to when you want to have WhatsApp chats.

What is a hot spot?

Mollygo Fri 17-Feb-23 09:06:04

Something your vet will charge £80 for telling you that don’t know what caused it on your dog, and to rub the steroid cream in for a week.

What is cream?

Juliet27 Fri 17-Feb-23 09:20:56

😁

It’s often the top layer of cakes, graduates, employees and might not do you as much good as you expect it too.

What is layer

Caleo Fri 17-Feb-23 09:52:31

'Layer' sounds like the home of a wild animal such as a wolf who would naturally lie down comfortably in a layer. I hope so anyway.

What is a wolf?

This discussion thread has reached a 1000 message limit, and so cannot accept new messages.
Start a new discussion