Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

Wolf is when you eat too fast and get terrible heartburn.

What is heartburn?

When a passionate love affair ends and you throw everything that reminds you of them into the garden bonfire.

What is a garden?

A garden is where things that you want to grow don't, and things that you don't want to grow do.

What's grow?

A grow is what you put on a baby. For adults, it's a onesie.

What is an adult?

I'd say a girl is adult at age 18 when she attains maximum bone mass.

What is mass?

Mass is a church service which includes holy communion.

What is communion?

Communion is when communists all get together and unite
What is unite ?

Isn't Unite the name of a trade union?

What is a union?

A union is an upmarket onion.

What is an onion?

An ion is a group of atoms so being on-ion will probably give you a real speed boost.

What is a boost?

A boost is where large chickens go to sleep at night. Sort of like a roost but with a booster seat to make the chicken feel safe.

What is a chicken?

Saying is putting an experience into language.

What is an experience?

Sorry I must have read the wrong precedent so please ignore mine and go back to Henetha's if you like.

Not sure where that came from caleo but we ll go with it
Experience is an experiment with a fence that’s got a bit missing
What is missing?

Miss Sing a young lady with a good voice.

What is voice?

To have a voice is something that activists strive for.

What is an activist?

An activist is a politically motivated actor.

What is motivated?

It is what the garage chap who does your MOT is.

What is garage ?

Garage is a kind of music usually performed by youngsters - they may actually practise there which is why it's called that! It will certainly annoy the neighbours!!

What is annoy?

“Ann, oy!” Is what you shout out to get your friend’s attention.

What is attention?

A ttention is what you need to get right when knitting.

What is knitting?

A knitting workshop is a way of networking - knitworking

What’s a workshop

I’ve not really explained knitting so I’ll leave that to someone else!

A workshop is a place in Nottinghamshire where the signwriter
had trouble with his spelling.

What is a place.

A place is when you need to get somewhere in a hurry, so you get on with getting there apace.

What is a hurry?