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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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crazyH Sun 25-Jun-23 11:35:21

My friend Mae from a far off land
Decided she would join a band
Of travelling folk
Then, just for a joke

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Juliet27 Mon 26-Jun-23 06:16:09

My friend Mae from a far off land
Decided she would join a band
Of travelling folk
Then, just for a joke
She thought she’d give Elton a hand

Help was the last thing he needed

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henetha Mon 26-Jun-23 10:17:27

Help was the last thing he needed
"Oh do go away" he pleaded

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Salti Mon 26-Jun-23 10:48:17

Help was the last thing he needed
"Oh do go away" he pleaded
"You're making things worse"

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GoldenLady Mon 26-Jun-23 16:19:06

Help was the last thing he needed
"Oh do go away" he pleaded
"You're making things worse"
"I don't need a nurse!"

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Juliet27 Tue 27-Jun-23 07:30:01

Help was the last thing he needed
"Oh do go away" he pleaded
"You're making things worse"
"I don't need a nurse!"
But his request was not heeded

Police came to take her away

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henetha Tue 27-Jun-23 10:25:19

Police came to take her away
She pleaded guilty to affray,

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crazyH Tue 27-Jun-23 11:35:49

Police came to take her away
She pleaded guilty to affray,
Arm-locked her both sides

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Salti Tue 27-Jun-23 14:03:30

Police came to take her away
She pleaded guilty to affray,
Arm-locked her both sides
Checked her bona fides

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GoldenLady Tue 27-Jun-23 14:50:58

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
At least it's still beating

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Salti Tue 27-Jun-23 18:07:48

Lets try again...

Police came to take her away
She pleaded guilty to affray,
Arm-locked her both sides
Checked her bona fides

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crazyH Tue 27-Jun-23 19:25:52

Police came to take her away
She pleaded guilty to affray,
Arm-locked her both sides
Checked her bona fides
And gave her the stripes, white and grey.

Back to GL
I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
At least it's still beating

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Juliet27 Wed 28-Jun-23 09:44:48

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
At least it's still beating
And this guy I’m meeting

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henetha Wed 28-Jun-23 10:10:46

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
At least it's still beating
And this guy I’m meeting
I hope he's a really hot date.

I need some excitement today

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Crocus5 Wed 28-Jun-23 16:48:01

I need some excitement today
Is anyone coming to play?

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crazyH Wed 28-Jun-23 19:52:19

I need some excitement today
Is anyone coming to play?
It’s quite damp and wet

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Juliet27 Thu 29-Jun-23 09:33:47

I need some excitement today
Is anyone coming to play?
It’s quite damp and wet
My brolly I’ll get

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VB000 Thu 29-Jun-23 12:02:45

I need some excitement today
Is anyone coming to play?
It’s quite damp and wet
My brolly I’ll get
My hot date has led me astray

We had a long walk in the woods

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Salti Thu 29-Jun-23 15:42:26

We had a long walk in the woods
We needed our hats and our gloves

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Jul-23 10:44:10

We had a long walk in the woods
We needed our hats and our gloves
Was colder than thought

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crazyH Sat 01-Jul-23 12:38:17

Slight adjustment- hope no one minds

We had a long walk in the woods
We needed our hats and our hoods
Was colder than thought
Pair of gloves we bought

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GoldenLady Sat 01-Jul-23 16:38:16

We had a long walk in the woods
We needed our hats and our hoods
Was colder than thought
Pair of gloves we bought
And plenty of other warm goods.

Ah, summer! It's loved and it's hated

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Crocus5 Sun 02-Jul-23 07:09:36

Ah, summer, it's loved and hated
Although,that could be debated

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jul-23 07:58:21

Ah, summer, it's loved and hated
Although,that could be debated
Mid 20s for me

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henetha Sun 02-Jul-23 10:23:08

Ah, summer, it's loved and hated
Although, that could be debated
Mid 20s for me
No more, I agree

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