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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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FarNorth Sun 02-Jul-23 10:27:51

Ah, summer, it's loved and hated
Although, that could be debated
Mid 20s for me
No more, I agree
I don't want to feel I'm cremated!

Now what can we all do for thrills?

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GoldenLady Sun 02-Jul-23 20:24:40

Now what can we all do for thrills?
In the winter, we could ski on hills

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VB000 Mon 03-Jul-23 10:39:15

Now what can we all do for thrills?
In the winter, we could ski on hills
Summer, surfing fun

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crazyH Mon 03-Jul-23 12:55:20

Now what can we all do for thrills?
In the winter, we could ski on hills
Summer, surfing fun
Or dress like a nun

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GoldenLady Mon 03-Jul-23 15:37:48

Now what can we all do for thrills?
In the winter, we could ski on hills
Summer, surfing fun
Or dress like a nun
Or a movie that fills us with chills.

For children, their favorite food

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Jul-23 15:46:21

For children, their favourite food
Is not always healthy, but good,

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FarNorth Tue 04-Jul-23 02:43:00

For children, their favourite food
Is not always healthy, but good,
Ice cream or hot choc

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Salti Tue 04-Jul-23 09:54:06

For children, their favourite food
Is not always healthy, but good,
Ice cream or hot choc
Profiteroles rock

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VB000 Tue 04-Jul-23 10:56:30

For children, their favourite food
Is not always healthy, but good,
Ice cream or hot choc
Profiteroles rock
Easy to hide some in my hood

Not like ice cream, that would just melt

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GoldenLady Tue 04-Jul-23 14:49:06

Not like ice cream, that would just melt
And trickle down inside my belt

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Jangran99 Fri 07-Jul-23 18:01:07

Not like ice cream, that would just melt
And trickle down inside my belt,
So though it's yummy

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Crocus5 Fri 07-Jul-23 22:57:25

Not like ice-cream, that would just melt
And trickle down inside my belt
So though it's yummy
But not on tummy

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crazyH Fri 07-Jul-23 23:07:10

Not like ice-cream, that would just melt
And trickle down inside my belt
So though it's yummy
But not on tummy,
A harsh punishment will be dealt

An hour-glass figure’s out of reach

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Salti Fri 07-Jul-23 23:14:07

An hour-glass figure’s out of reach
More like a football on the beach

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Crocus5 Sat 08-Jul-23 11:04:01

An hour glass figure's out of reach
More like a football on the beach
Although I diet

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nanna8 Sat 08-Jul-23 11:15:54

An hour glass figure’s out of reach
More like a football on the beach
Although I diet
I keep it quiet

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:20:30

An hour glass figure’s out of reach
More like a football on the beach
Although I diet
I keep it quiet
About calories I will not screech

The food I eat should be enjoyed

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crazyH Sat 08-Jul-23 19:31:56

The food I eat should be enjoyed
Not picked at, or on the plate, toyed

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FarNorth Sat 08-Jul-23 21:32:58

The food I eat should be enjoyed
Not picked at, on the plate, or toyed
I love to munch

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GoldenLady Sun 09-Jul-23 15:32:27

The food I eat should be enjoyed
Not picked at, on the plate, or toyed
I love to munch
Both dinner and lunch

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henetha Mon 10-Jul-23 10:39:43

The food I eat should be enjoyed
Not picked at, on the plate, or toyed
I love to munch
Both dinner and lunch,
Like the late, flamboyant Keith Floyd.

And he raised his glass to each meal

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 13:39:30

And he raised his glass to each meal
He loved his wine so much, I feel

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Salti Mon 10-Jul-23 13:43:57

And he raised his glass to each meal
He loved his wine so much, I feel
He did make me smile

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crazyH Mon 10-Jul-23 18:20:07

And he raised his glass to each meal
He loved his wine so much, I feel
He did make me smile
But after a while

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henetha Tue 11-Jul-23 11:39:15

And he raised his glass to each meal
He loved his wine so much, I feel
He did make me smile
But after a while
When drunk, the food starts to congeal.

Moderation is best, I think

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