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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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crazyH Sat 26-Aug-23 12:39:12

I find circus clowns a bit odd
They eat only chips and fried cod
Their oversized shoes

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Wyllow3 Sat 26-Aug-23 13:39:45

I find circus clowns a bit odd
They eat only chips and fried cod
Their oversized shoes
And huge red or blue trews

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Crocus5 Sat 26-Aug-23 15:27:57

I find circus clowns a bit odd
They only eat chips and fried cod
Their oversized shoes
Huge red or blue trews
But around the ring they do plod

A young man played the piano

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crazyH Sat 26-Aug-23 17:37:54

A young man played the piano
And sang a duet with Rihanna

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Wyllow3 Sat 26-Aug-23 17:45:27

A young man played the piano
And sang a duet with Rihanna
Then a dragon came in

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crazyH Sat 26-Aug-23 17:53:40

A young man played the piano
And sang a duet with Rihanna
Then a dragon came in
Spat fire within

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Salti Sat 26-Aug-23 20:05:26

A young man played the piano
And sang a duet with Rihanna
Then a dragon came in
Spat fire within
Fertilised the earth with guano

It's the Chinese year of the rat

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Crocus5 Sat 26-Aug-23 22:02:36

Its the Chinese year of the rat
Well, well, well, I didn’t know that

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Aug-23 15:35:57

It’s the Chinese year of the rat
Well, well, well, I didn’t know that
I’m one it would seem

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FarNorth Mon 28-Aug-23 11:22:24

It’s the Chinese year of the rat
Well, well, well, I didn’t know that
I’m one it would seem
Which does make me beam

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GoldenLady Mon 28-Aug-23 13:54:04

It’s the Chinese year of the rat
Well, well, well, I didn’t know that
I’m one it would seem
Which does make me beam
The year of the elephant sounds fat

Have you turned on today's news?

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FarNorth Mon 28-Aug-23 14:53:59

Have you turned on today's news?
No chance! It'll drive me to booze

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VB000 Tue 29-Aug-23 09:53:45

Have you turned on today's news?
No chance! It'll drive me to booze
I'll give it a miss

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Salti Tue 29-Aug-23 10:31:36

Have you turned on today's news?
No chance! It'll drive me to booze
I'll give it a miss
Earplugs can be bliss

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crazyH Tue 29-Aug-23 18:55:53

Have you turned on today's news?
No chance! It'll drive me to booze
I'll give it a miss
Earplugs can be bliss
Or I’ll just lie down for a snooze

What gave me the creeps was the ‘worm’

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VB000 Fri 01-Sept-23 12:45:29

What gave me the creeps was the ‘worm’
Just the thought of it, makes me squirm

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Salti Sun 03-Sept-23 08:57:41

What gave me the creeps was the ‘worm’
Just the thought of it, makes me squirm
How did it get in

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Juliet27 Thu 07-Sept-23 06:49:01

What gave me the creeps was the ‘worm’
Just the thought of it, makes me squirm
How did it get in
And work through her skin?

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VB000 Thu 07-Sept-23 11:35:51

What gave me the creeps was the ‘worm’
Just the thought of it, makes me squirm
How did it get in
And work through her skin?
Hope she recovers well, long-term

A lady thought I looked Spanish

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Juliet27 Thu 07-Sept-23 15:44:46

A lady thought I looked Spanish
Then the tan began to vanish

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FarNorth Sun 10-Sept-23 22:13:11

A lady thought I looked Spanish
Then the tan began to vanish
Now white as a ghost

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crazyH Mon 11-Sept-23 11:38:50

A lady thought I looked Spanish
Then the tan began to vanish
Now white as a ghost
I scared off the host

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crazyH Mon 11-Sept-23 11:39:21

A lady thought I looked Spanish
Then the tan began to vanish
Now white as a ghost
I frightened the host

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Salti Tue 12-Sept-23 13:37:35

A lady thought I looked Spanish
Then the tan began to vanish
Now white as a ghost
I frightened the host
Now it's me she wants to banish

Max went to the seaside last week

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crazyH Tue 12-Sept-23 13:42:42

Max went to the seaside last week
Must say he’s a bit of a geek

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