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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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GoldenLady Sun 20-Aug-23 15:37:51

Might become a new Robin Hood
To give to the poor would be good

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FarNorth Mon 21-Aug-23 22:34:29

Might become a new Robin Hood
To give to the poor would be good
I'd steal nice warm coats

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Grany Tue 22-Aug-23 18:45:05

Might become a new Robin Hood
To give to the poor would be good
I'd steal nice warm coats
And large enough boats

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Salti Tue 22-Aug-23 20:42:20

Might become a new Robin Hood
To give to the poor would be good
I'd steal nice warm coats
And large enough boats
To help out next time there's a flood

Next I'll learn how to water ski

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FarNorth Tue 22-Aug-23 20:43:29

Next I'll learn how to water ski
If someone will teach me for free

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crazyH Tue 22-Aug-23 22:14:50

Next I'll learn how to water ski
If someone will teach me for free
In exchange I will give

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Crocus5 Wed 23-Aug-23 06:27:43

Next I'll learn how to water ski
If someone will teach me for free
In exchange I'll give
Advice how to live

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henetha Wed 23-Aug-23 10:03:02

Next I'll learn how to water ski
If someone will teach me for free
In exchange I'll give
Advice how to live
But I keep falling in the sea.

I can't reach my ten thousand steps

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FarNorth Wed 23-Aug-23 10:52:13

I can't reach my ten thousand steps
Is it because I am inept?

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Salti Wed 23-Aug-23 11:46:18

I can't reach my ten thousand steps
Is it because I am inept?
Maybe just lazy?

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Juliet27 Wed 23-Aug-23 15:34:38

can't reach my ten thousand steps
Is it because I am inept?
Maybe just lazy?
Not a fresh daisy!

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GoldenLady Wed 23-Aug-23 15:45:20

I can't reach my ten thousand steps
Is it because I am inept?
Maybe just lazy?
Not a fresh daisy!
"Boo hoo, I am wilted!" I wept.

The ten thousand steps are just silly

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FarNorth Thu 24-Aug-23 08:30:03

The ten thousand steps are just silly
Especially in terrain that's hilly

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Salti Thu 24-Aug-23 09:58:22

The ten thousand steps are just silly
Especially in terrain that's hilly
I'll just learn to ski

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henetha Thu 24-Aug-23 10:40:07

The ten thousand steps are just silly
Especially in terrain that's hilly
I'll just learn to ski
Or swim in the sea

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VB000 Thu 24-Aug-23 11:49:59

The ten thousand steps are just silly
Especially in terrain that's hilly
I'll just learn to ski
Or swim in the sea
And not be a silly-billy

The nuns and monks once had a ball

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Salti Thu 24-Aug-23 13:59:25

The nuns and monks once had a ball
It turned into a free for all

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FarNorth Fri 25-Aug-23 10:13:02

The nuns and monks once had a ball
It turned into a free for all
So unused to drink

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henetha Fri 25-Aug-23 10:21:43

The nuns and monks once had a ball
It turned into a free for all
So unused to drink,
Tiddly in a blink,

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GoldenLady Fri 25-Aug-23 15:41:10

The nuns and monks once had a ball
It turned into a free for all
So unused to drink,
Tiddly in a blink,
After that all their parties were small.

A great acrobat was Louise

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Juliet27 Fri 25-Aug-23 20:09:47

A great acrobat was Louise
As she flew through the air with ease

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crazyH Fri 25-Aug-23 21:17:23

A great acrobat was Louise
As she flew through the air with ease
A sight to behold

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Salti Sat 26-Aug-23 09:59:29

A great acrobat was Louise
As she flew through the air with ease
A sight to behold
In sequins and gold

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henetha Sat 26-Aug-23 10:53:37

A great acrobat was Louise
As she flew through the air with ease
A sight to behold
In sequins and gold.
Pity about bites from the fleas.

I find circus clowns a bit odd

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Wyllow3 Sat 26-Aug-23 11:46:50

I find circus clowns a bit odd
They eat only chips and fried cod

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