Limericks 18 (cont'd)

These limericks give me a lot of belly laughs - GNs are so witty 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
My legs can't keep still

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
My legs can't keep still
Hands have their own will

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
My legs can't keep still
Hands have their own will,
I think I might soon meet my fate.

So will it be heaven or hell?

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
My legs can't keep still
Hands have their own will
(Cakes have just arrived in a crate!)

Another long weekend here soon

Henetha got there first.

So will it be heaven or hell?
Here on this earth, who can tell?

So will it be heaven or hell?
Here on this earth, who can tell?
Having been through both

(Thank you, GoldenLady)

So will it be heaven or hell?
Here on this earth, who can tell?
Having been through both
I can swear on oath

So will it be heaven or hell?
Here on this earth, who can tell?
Having been through both
I can swear on oath
That heaven had a better smell

Another long weekend here soon

Another long weekend here soon
I don't think there's any in June

Another long weekend here soon
I don't think there's any in June
Maybe I'll chill

Another long weekend here soon
I don't think there's any in June
Maybe I'll chill
Take my trusted pill

Another long weekend here soon
I don't think there's any in June
Maybe I'll chill
Take my trusted pill
And then gaze for hours at the moon.

The official beginning of summer

The official beginning of summer
Thus far, a bit of a bummer

The official beginning of summer
Thus far, a bit of a bummer
But it can surprise

The official beginning of summer
Thus far, a bit of a bummer
But it can surprise
And open your eyes

The official beginning of summer
Thus far, a bit of a bummer
But it can surprise
And open your eyes
To make you happy not glummer!

The sun is shining big and bright

The sun is shining big and bright
Setting colourful flowers alight

The sun is shining big and bright
Setting colourful flowers alight
A shower close by

The sun is shining big and bright
Setting colourful flowers alight
A shower close by
Then a clear blue sky

The sun is shining big and bright
Setting colourful flowers alight
A shower close by
Then a clear blue sky
With thunderstorms coming tonight.

Aunt Hortense is really a pip

Aunt Hortense is really a pip
She believes that she's kind of hip

Aunt Hortense is really a pip
She believes that she's kind of hip
With her purple hair

Aunt Hortense is really a pip
She believes that she's kind of hip
With her purple hair
And going out bare

Aunt Hortense is really a pip
She believes that she's kind of hip
With her purple hair
And going out bare
Oh come on Auntie, get a grip!

A case of horses for courses