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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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CazzJazz Mon 08-May-23 17:12:00

A case of horses for courses
A strong will always forces

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Juliet27 Tue 09-May-23 06:29:40

A case of horses for courses
A strong will always forces
But each to his own

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VB000 Tue 09-May-23 09:18:26

A case of horses for courses
A strong will always forces
But each to his own
Aunt Hortense will phone

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Juliet27 Wed 10-May-23 15:15:13

A case of horses for courses
A strong will always forces
But each to his own
Aunt Hortense will phone
To talk about her divorces

Why, just when the weather improves

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GoldenLady Wed 10-May-23 15:24:13

Why, just when the weather improves
And all signs of winter removes

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CazzJazz Wed 10-May-23 16:47:27

Why, just when the weather improves
And all signs of winter removes
The dark cloudy sky

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Juliet27 Thu 11-May-23 06:01:25

Why, just when the weather improves
And all signs of winter removes
The dark cloudy sky
Puts paid to the dry

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Salti Thu 11-May-23 19:33:54

Why, just when the weather improves
And all signs of winter removes
The dark cloudy sky
Puts paid to the dry
Insects will sneak in through the louvres

So glad that I live in England

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Juliet27 Fri 12-May-23 06:43:19

So glad that I live in England
Though emigrating had been planned

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Jangran99 Fri 12-May-23 07:43:48

So glad that I live in England
Though emigrating had been planned,
But east, west, hames best

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VB000 Fri 12-May-23 11:57:46

So glad that I live in England
Though emigrating had been planned,
But east, west, hames best
I think that I'll rest

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Salti Sat 13-May-23 09:51:52

So glad that I live in England
Though emigrating had been planned,
But east, west, hames best
I think that I'll rest
To listen to a local band

The drummer keeps missing a beat

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henetha Sat 13-May-23 10:45:37

The drummer keeps missing a beat
When he jumps up and down on his seat

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CazzJazz Sat 13-May-23 16:51:49

The drummer keeps missing a beat
When he jumps up and down on his seat
His rhythms gone

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crazyH Sat 13-May-23 17:10:30

The drummer keeps missing a beat
When he jumps up and down on his seat
His rhythms gone
Think he’s cracked a bone

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Juliet27 Sat 13-May-23 17:47:45

The drummer keeps missing a beat
When he jumps up and down on his seat
His rhythms gone
Think he’s cracked a bone
Think it’s time to beat a retreat

Eurovision is now so strange

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Salti Sat 13-May-23 20:32:02

Eurovision is now so strange
There's lots of things I'd like to change

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CazzJazz Sun 14-May-23 18:05:20

Eurovision is now so strange
There's lots of things I'd like to change
It's so bizarre

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VB000 Mon 15-May-23 09:27:43

Eurovision is now so strange
There's lots of things I'd like to change
It's so bizarre
From near and from far

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henetha Mon 15-May-23 09:46:11

Eurovision is now so strange
There's lots of things I'd like to change
It's so bizarre
From near and from far
Perhaps they will soon re-arrange.

But don't make it boring, I plead

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Salti Tue 16-May-23 08:28:32

But don't make it boring, I plead
It could be worse, I now concede

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VB000 Tue 16-May-23 08:51:27

But don't make it boring, I plead
It could be worse, I now concede
Him indoors asked "How??"

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CazzJazz Tue 16-May-23 13:50:44

But don't make it boring, I plead
It could be worse, I now concede
Him indoors asked "How??"
He's really riled up now!

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CazzJazz Wed 17-May-23 13:42:51

But don't make it boring , I plead
It could be worse, I now concede
Him indoors asked "How??"
He's really riled up now!
But his anger I won't feed!

I enjoy a good walk in the park

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Salti Wed 17-May-23 14:01:19

I enjoy a good walk in the park
But not on my own after dark

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