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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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keepcalmandcavachon Sun 05-Nov-23 18:54:31

I'm better in sunnier climes
With trees that grow lemons and limes
Trees, so full of fruits
Romeos suave in suits

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VB000 Mon 06-Nov-23 10:46:34

I'm better in sunnier climes
With trees that grow lemons and limes
Trees, so full of fruits
Romeos suave in suits
Imagine me in ancient times

Toga would be long and flowing

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Salti Mon 06-Nov-23 12:04:14

Toga would be long and flowing
A little cold when it's snowing

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GoldenLady Mon 06-Nov-23 15:10:23

Toga would be long and flowing
A little cold when it's snowing
In a tropical clime?

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VB000 Tue 07-Nov-23 09:03:28

Toga would be long and flowing
A little cold when it's snowing
In a tropical clime?
Where it's summer time

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henetha Tue 07-Nov-23 09:51:46

Toga would be long and flowing
A little cold when it's snowing
In a tropical clime?
Where it's summer time
Can't wait to fly there with Boeing.

But I think my passport's expired

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BrightandBreezy Thu 09-Nov-23 23:56:17

But I think my passport's expired
The stress is making me tired

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VB000 Fri 10-Nov-23 09:31:44

But I think my passport's expired
The stress is making me tired
I'll get a new pic

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Salti Fri 10-Nov-23 10:13:30

But I think my passport's expired
The stress is making me tired
I'll get a new pic
It's done in a tick

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GoldenLady Fri 10-Nov-23 13:35:23

But I think my passport's expired
The stress is making me tired
I'll get a new pic
It's done in a tick
To travel I'm really inspired

Mortimer spent the night snoring

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crazyH Fri 10-Nov-23 14:38:22

Mortimer spent the night snoring
I bet you found that most boring

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BrightandBreezy Fri 10-Nov-23 21:01:03

Mortimer spent the night snoring
I bet you found that most boring
It's always the same

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henetha Sat 11-Nov-23 10:18:54

Mortimer spent the night snoring
I bet you found that most boring
It's always the same
But I get the blame

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Jangran99 Sat 11-Nov-23 11:23:22

Mortimer spent the night snoring
I bet you found that most boring
It's always the same
But I get the blame
And my blood pressure is soaring

I'll lie awake all through the night

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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 17:38:24

I'll lie awake all through the night
Unless I put him out of sight

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BrightandBreezy Sun 12-Nov-23 00:13:57

I'll lie awake all through the night
Unless I put him out of sight
Lock all of the doors

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VB000 Sun 12-Nov-23 11:12:34

I'll lie awake all through the night
Unless I put him out of sight
Lock all of the doors
And as he's the cause

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Salti Sun 12-Nov-23 18:38:47

I'll lie awake all through the night
Unless I put him out of sight
Lock all of the doors
And as he's the cause
Ignore reminders of his plight

I've become selfish in old age

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BrightandBreezy Sun 12-Nov-23 23:15:42

I've become selfish in old age
do what I like, escaped my cage

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crazyH Sun 12-Nov-23 23:23:14

I've become selfish in old age
do what I like, escaped my cage
Blow all my savings

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Juliet27 Mon 13-Nov-23 09:19:27

I've become selfish in old age
do what I like, escaped my cage
Blow all my savings
And fulfil cravings

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VB000 Mon 13-Nov-23 14:35:49

I've become selfish in old age
do what I like, escaped my cage
Blow all my savings
And fulfil cravings
And now I can write my own page

My head is full of ideas now

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BrightandBreezy Mon 13-Nov-23 17:09:42

My head is full of ideas now
Write a book, buy a farm and plough

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Jangran99 Mon 13-Nov-23 20:03:21

My head is full of ideas now
Write a book, buy a farm and plough
Escaped the cloister

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BrightandBreezy Wed 15-Nov-23 00:36:24

My head is full of ideas now
Write a book, buy a farm and plough
Escaped the cloister
Stroll about and loiter

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