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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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Salti Wed 15-Nov-23 11:44:41

My head is full of ideas now
Write a book, buy a farm and plough
Escaped the cloister
Stroll about and loiter
I will enjoy myself, I vow

I'll take a picnic to the lake

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crazyH Wed 15-Nov-23 13:00:57

I'll take a picnic to the lake
A book and snacks, that I will make

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BrightandBreezy Wed 15-Nov-23 20:04:03

I'll take a picnic to the lake
A book and snacks that I will make
The dog will come too

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VB000 Thu 16-Nov-23 14:29:15

I'll take a picnic to the lake
A book and snacks that I will make
The dog will come too
He'll pick up the poo!

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BrightandBreezy Sat 18-Nov-23 00:36:26

I'll take a picnic to the lake
A book and snacks that I will make
The dog will come too
He'll pick up the poo
And that news is definitely fake.

Lake side in Italy would be great

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crazyH Sat 18-Nov-23 00:45:44

Lake side in Italy would be great
I’d like to visit with a mate

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henetha Sat 18-Nov-23 10:46:19

Lake side in Italy would be great
I’d like to visit with a mate
Can I please come too?

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BrightandBreezy Sat 18-Nov-23 23:21:12

Lake side in Italy would be great
I'd like to visit with a mate
Can I please come too?
Yes we'd welcome you

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henetha Sun 19-Nov-23 11:36:28

Lake side in Italy would be great
I'd like to visit with a mate
Can I please come too?
Yes we'd welcome you
I'll phone you and we'll make a date.

I love flying on a big jet

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Salti Sun 19-Nov-23 11:51:38

I love flying on a big jet
First class, along with the jet set

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GoldenLady Sun 19-Nov-23 16:00:02

I love flying on a big jet
First class, along with the jet set
Lake Como sounds fine

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crazyH Sun 19-Nov-23 17:53:53

I love flying on a big jet
First class, along with the jet set
Lake Como sounds fine
Shall I join the line ?

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BrightandBreezy Sun 19-Nov-23 18:37:05

I love flying on a big jet
First class, along with the jet set
Lake Como sounds fine
Shall I join the line
And have fun with friends newly met

I'd love an extravagant suite

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VB000 Mon 20-Nov-23 11:11:58

I'd love an extravagant suite
Now that would be a lovely treat

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henetha Mon 20-Nov-23 11:20:55

I'd love an extravagant suite
Now that would be a lovely treat
And room service, please

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BrightandBreezy Mon 20-Nov-23 22:13:46

I'd love an extravagant suite
Now that would be a lovely treat
And room service please
That would be a wheeze

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Salti Tue 21-Nov-23 10:49:31

I'd love an extravagant suite
Now that would be a lovely treat
And room service please
That would be a wheeze
Absolutely, right up my street

I do like to have lots of space

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BrightandBreezy Tue 21-Nov-23 19:26:57

I do like to have lots of space
I would treat the staff with real grace

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crazyH Wed 22-Nov-23 00:00:52

I do like to have lots of space
I would treat the staff with real grace
Leave very large tips

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VB000 Wed 22-Nov-23 10:04:44

I do like to have lots of space
I would treat the staff with real grace
Leave very large tips
Canapes and dips

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BrightandBreezy Wed 22-Nov-23 22:50:05

I do like to have lots of space
I would treat the staff with real grace
Leave very large tips
Canapes and dips
And dine out at night in black lace.

For now I will have to dream on

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Salti Sun 26-Nov-23 15:33:26

For now I will have to dream on
Just eat a ready meal for one

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BrightandBreezy Mon 27-Nov-23 22:58:46

For now I will have to dream on
Just eat a ready meal for one
with a glass of wine

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crazyH Tue 28-Nov-23 00:04:23

For now I will have to dream on
Just eat a ready meal for one
with a glass of wine
Go to bed by nine

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GoldenLady Tue 28-Nov-23 13:29:29

For now I will have to dream on
Just eat a ready meal for one
with a glass of wine
Go to bed by nine
But my other idea is more fun

Trees sway in a tropical breeze

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